Literally Jacen Solo

Star Wars , Marvel , Horror

[madame-of-fact]

the pope being a chicago white sox fan really speaks to how strong his spirit is because he watched them lose 121 games last year and maintained his faith in god

[dinowolfie]

[dinowolfie]

I need to stop making niche star wars memes that only I will find funny

[dinowolfie]

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I had no idea! Did you?

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I had no idea! Did you?

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GENDERFLUID JESUS CHRIST SAID JUST TAKE HALF

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GENDERFLUID JESUS CHRIST SAID JUST TAKE HALF

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GENDERFLUID JESUS CHRIST SAID JUST TAKE HALF

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I had no idea! Did you?

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[psalms-and-spells]

If you are religious, truly religious, remember that the government hates that. They will try to take you dragging and screaming into Christian nationalism, because then they can control you.

Follow God. Be uncontrollable. Be dangerous to Facists.

[dinowolfie]

I think im hilarious

[byjove]

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[ideligo]

oh no thank you im full

[duncan-rohanne]

THE KEY TO HUNTING JEDI IS PATIENCE

[tolbiny]

[jdtrashman]

A voice that followed me throughout my childhood. From keeping me up to date on the latest progress of The Clone Wars, to ensuring Foster's Home didn't collapse in on itself, and of course, making sure three little superheroes were brought up right.

Goodnight, Professor

RIP Tom Kane

1962-2026