to exist is to survive unfair choices

hello! my name is eloise and i really like musical theatre, video games, and magic the gathering. i have a bachelor's degree in classics. now i do ?????? 24 // intj // slytherin

[jamjoob]

Bewitched

[sahonithereadwolf]

There is a group of people I play multiplayer mtg with, but as a competent deckbuilder who is not dating any of them I am cast into this role I have dubbed "The vizier". Meaning, I am, by this definition, the clear villain, but must advise players and alert them to the schemes my keen eyes spot across tables to survive.

"You must listen to me closely. I hold not threat to you. I am mearly trying to survive... I may be gaining counters, but he is one card away from completing his combo. You must fear the squirrels my lord, do not be deceived. They plot for your demise"

"Do not listen to his pleas of innocence. He carries with him the means for colorless mana. The stench of the eldrazi. You must end him before he becomes a threat not just for you, but the whole kingdom"

"think carefully with your target of banishment my lord. When have I harmed you? What is a single lifepoint between friends? But there across the board lies a much greater target! I ask you, what use would a man such as him have for double strike?

[therealbeachfox]

I hate to admit it, but if I got 'advice' in this style, I'd be very hard pressed not to trust it implicitly.

[sahonithereadwolf]

Then you understand the value of my words and I trust you also carry the wisdom to give them the weight they so deserve. Now, cast your eyes across the table. See how that man grows fat on lifepoints... Lifepoints gained off of your efforts.

[helluvadyke]

they're goofin

[katarinanavane]

Been a while since I've drawn any Greek vases on rocks! Most of the design elements are directly from real vases, but I mix and match a bit to make them unique.

[raydillust]

BNUY

[jacebeleren]

[littjara-mirrorlake]

[medusaspeach]

That time Hermes stole some of Apollo's cattle.

[out-max-deactivated20230317]

[justpoetrythings]

If I cannot have medieval clothing, at least let it be medieval inspired

[weedmemes42069]

I miss sleeping next to someone

[iamoutofideas]

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

[weedmemes42069]

I hate how fucking funny this is

[pointnclick]

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you're stupid

[pipshinwhatever]

i have some awful news. logic based games are also hard if you're stupid

[thelambliesdown1974]

victory royale

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

[radiantdaw-n]

petra

[marisatomay]

someone should pay me to write about how my relationship with the mcu went from general enjoyment to excitement to apathy to outright hostility

[faustandfurious]

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

[faustandfurious]

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

[vanilla-extraction]