Mish Mash @diokomen - Tumblr Blog

i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

gothish

idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you

h0peless-necr0mantic-deactivate

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you

gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield

Idk what 25- year old needs to hear this but Leonardo Di Carprio does not love you

rainbow-rebellion

I wish I could explain how much it means to me to know that there are other people out there who also happen to obsess unhealthily over their favorite fictional characters and ships 😆 - and even more so that there is an outlet like Tumblr where we can channel our obsessions into beautiful works of art, funny memes, soulful fics, and supporting each other’s varied forms of expression ❤️

leepacey

behold my masterpiece

knicks-knacks

It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"

Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.

Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.

bronzewool

ardentmystacina

AO3 is the equivalent of someone with oppressive family who - after their bedroom was ransacked, phone stolen, computer hacked, half their contacts deleted, and personal property thrown into a bonfire by said family - moved out and got their own place.

Except the fact that they’re successful and have such a nice house they invite all their friends, who obey AO3′s house rules, to visit who means that all the unwelcome family members want to come over as well because the house is just so nice.

Except those relatives are just as unpleasant and entitled as before and start trying to enforce their own house rules despite the fact that said relatives don’t live there, don’t own the house, and have never been invited to live there and are only allowed inside because AO3 is better than they are.

“If you don’t like my rules then get out of my house.”

AO3 didn’t like the rules. AO3 left that house. AO3 got its own place and set its own rules. But then the asshole relatives followed them home and started pretending they owned the place as soon as they were let into a guest room.

captain-snark

jester hats for the ones that are like ‘ugh wincest shippers should just get off ao3 and go somewhere else”

ma’am you ARE somewhere else. This is the bad place. Founded by dirty incest enjoyers.

partywithponies

Petition to make “ma’am, we’re in a library” the new “sir, this is a Wendy’s”.

#mcdonald and dodds

alaraxia

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

atypical-snowman

On this day in 2013 Wendy Davis filibustered the Texas Senate, stopping abortion restrictions from being placed on Texans.

I got home from work that night and learned that she was still filibustering and that Senate Republicans were doing their best to stop her. I got in my car and drove the five or so miles between me and the Capitol.

This is what greeted me.

I don’t know how many people were there, but I was so encouraged to know she wasn’t alone. That I wasn’t alone either. She was almost at the end, I want to say thirty minutes to midnight when they declared her filibuster over and the vote would commence. I probably forgot exactly what they did to end it, maybe she took a sip of water or something.

So for the last half hour we screamed. That is a very long time to scream at the top of your lungs. We screamed so loud they couldn’t take the vote. We screamed for our lives. By the time we quieted down it was 12:01 and the vote failed.

That was nine years ago today. Today of all days I think of that night, about what we can do together. It brings me some comfort. I hope it brings some for you too.

fridgebride

sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on

loversdreamersandyou

starllex

Fuck you ernie

staffs-secret-blog

They can’t delete tumblr because if they do twitter and tik tok will lose all their content

lakemojave

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don't know or don't want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

cryptvokeeper

"I understand. You found paradise on TikTok. You had a good fyp, you made good content. The censors protected you and they were friendly for advertisers. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Tumblr, give me content." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer reblogs. You don't even think to call me "Hellsite." You come into my house on the day my blorbo is to be married and you ask me to do content - for likes."

tolkienblackgirl

moonachilles

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.