fly, faygeleh, fly

Vulpes/Elliot | He/Him | ✡️ Mild Mannered Medium Man

[dionysiandoubt]

dr is like: hm giving you stimulants (tried. worked. made me feel like a person.) for ADHD is irresponsible. heres this other medication. -other medication almost lands me in the ER-

[bastardofficial]

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

[omegaverse]

My first word was Kafkaesque. The doctors agreed that I knew too much so to silence me they placed me back in the womb and told no one of it. But I remember

[audible-smiles]

passover and easter gonna have some weird vibes this year, y’all

[soul-hammered]

Me, smearing lamb’s blood on my door to ward off plague: oh wait there’s a holiday happening?

[ammit420]

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

[yimmypee]

i really didn’t think i could be anymore disappointed in electoralism but here i am in the chicago suburbs desperately trying to not watch the news

[yimmypee]

yesterday night chicago news cycles aired fake results proclaiming biden the winner of our primaries, citing them as graphic tests. our election board begged our billionaire democrat governor to postpone elections and he fucking refused, claiming that judges and voters would be provided with proper sanitation supplies and come today, most of our polling locations SWITCHED or outright CLOSED and judges had to drop out because they were at risk during a fucking pandemic

leftover volunteers were majority elders who arrived at polling sites lacking any hand sanitizer or even basic VOTING SUPPLIES. there’s a location where volunteer judges arrived, were NOT provided with a fucking blue box for literal hours, and had to redirect voters to a polling site across town. a polling site in barrington had all of its fucking judges drop out–as they SHOULD HAVE CUZ WE’RE IN A FUCKING PANDEMIC. bernie suggested postponing elections and biden’s twitter accounts encouraged people to put themselves at risk lmfao

my brother and i have been calling jp pritzker on all three of his public phone numbers all fucking day and i haven’t even been able to leave a voicemail asking about extending mail ballot deadlines. you’d think a billionaire could afford to get some hand sanitizer for the elderly that are volunteering on his behalf but lol

[yimmypee]

btw barrington is a largely centrist-conservative area that would have voted for biden. the fact that he’d put his own voter base at risk by demanding that people go outside to crowded polling locations (latino areas reported a two hour long fucking wait)–especially in light of the fact that an entire senior center back in dupage got quarantined yesterday after 22 elders got diagnosed with covid-19–absolutely fucking astonishes me. like it really fucking astonishes me. his older voter base is going to fucking die and their blood is on his hands 

[yimmypee]

it just keeps getting fucking worse

[demonius-darkblade]

The fact that these heartless killers will face zero consequences for their actions is enough proof alone that you can never “reform” this system

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

first time i saw this on the tl i scrolled uncomfortably like uh oh this is somebodys work being shared w/o permission this is wrong but i just now actually read it and LMFAOFOAO

[mushinoonna-deactivated20210208]

fuck it kfc in the basement

[anneemay]

Lmfaooooo

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

Meryl Streep really can play any role

[lavenderek]

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[twerklina]

[birlinterrupted]

Someone who grew up in a gated community: all females have solidarity in the tortuous nature of how womanhood traumatizes us in some vague emotionally abstracted way

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

Okay, you motherfuckers. Sit down. I am going to learn you a thing.

Do you see these little fuckers?

They’re called guidos. They are from a show called Jersey Shore.

From the left in the top row there’s Snooki. She’s the fun party girl who has some awesome quotes.

Standing behind her is Mike — often called The Situation. He’s kind of a prankster, but is always there for his friends when they need him.

Next to him is Jwoww. She’s the more mature girl of the group.

Then there’s Ronnie. He’s the romantic guy with huge muscles but an even bigger heart.

Sitting next to him is Deena. She’s a blast in a glass — if you ask her, at least.

Next to her is Vinny — the smart and considerate one.

Then there’s Sammi Sweetheart. She’s the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.

Last but not least we have DJ Pauly D. You definitely want to party with him — just don’t be a stalker.

These motherfuckers are my hecking puppers and I have no idea what I would do without them. They go on these crazy adventures in New Jersey, Miami, and even Italy.

This has been a PSA.

Now fuck off.

[tredlocity]

A synopsis I found of a Christian animated movie about Noah’s Ark.

[five-flats]

oh no

[peanutbuttergamegrumps]

[littlealienproducts]

Garfield A.C.A.B Tee by NonfatMELK

[tamizhnadu]

if y’all would stop saying miku made media that has a harmful context behind it to hide the fact that you don’t want to actively engage with the bullshit you’re consuming well that would be nice

[end0skeletal-undead]

How tiny wasps cope with being smaller than amoebas

Thrips are tiny insects, typically just a millimeter in length. Some are barely half that size. If that’s how big the adults are, imagine how small a thrips’ egg must be. Now, consider that there are insects that lay their eggs inside the egg of a thrips.

That’s one of them in the image above – the wasp, Megaphragma mymaripenne. It’s pictured next to a Paramecium and an amoeba at the same scale. Even though both these creatures are made up of a single cell, the wasp – complete with eyes, brain, wings, muscles, guts and genitals – is actually smaller. At just 200 micrometers (a fifth of a millimeter), this wasp is the third smallest insect alive* and a miracle of miniaturization.

The wasp has several adaptations for life at such a small scale. But the most impressive one of all has just been discovered by Alexey Polilov from Lomonosov Moscow State University, who has spent many years studying the world’s tiniest insects.

Read the full article here!

* The world’s second smallest insect is a close relative of M. mymaripenne called Megaphragma caribea, slightly smaller at 170 micrometers. The record holder is yet another wasp – Dicopomorpha echmepterygis. The males, blind and wingless, are just 130 micrometers long. The females are slightly bigger than M.caribea.