All you need is (platonic) love

Julia•20•Canada•INFJ

[burningmine-deactivated20230217]

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.

[nb-tomfool]

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

[lohboh]

It’s good practice to distrust business students

[justgyr]

Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other

Wired: Everybody hating business students

[bitchycode]

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[the-percival]

Fun story, I had two different service dogs react to me and both owners were like “r u okay?”

I cried.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[deaddolin]

me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*

[jimtheviking]

Me, 35 years old: *finds a cool stick on my walk to work* I’m Gandalf.

[twinking]

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

Detroit: Androids face oppression! No one likes them! They are dehumanized! 

Actual literal real people I know: This is my roomba. His name is Gilbert and sometimes I drop cheetos on the floor just so he has something to snac on.

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

Whenever I play this game all I can think about is that story where someone coddled their roomba during a thunderstorm because “it was scared”

[lunaatmidnight]

Okay but how many of y’all have made fun of Siri or Alexa especially when they are giving directions

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

Ive made fun of my own flesh mother when she gives me directions robots aint special

[nerdy-toast]

Flesh mother

[artechouse]

my mood ft. John Mulaney

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“How to tell if somebody is genuinely interested in you: If you removed all of your effort from the equation would any communication remain between you? If not, there is nothing there and you deserve better.”

— Beau Taplin

[goingdownmycase]

Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.

[michellepsychologist]

Me lol

[ishgardener]

do you ever do something you just immediately

regret

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[shanesmadej]

[thatgirlonstage]

“All TAZ arcs are secretly connected” bad ending: each of the new stories ends with the IPRE crew arriving and the Hunger following behind

“All TAZ arcs are secretly connected” good ending: we have little cameos and nods to interplanar connections in each new story, like the Commitment crew buying tacos from a guy named Joaquin

“All TAZ arcs are secretly connected” true ending: Garfield the Deals Warlock appears in every single campaign with no explanation

[ryanbergara2]

Let’s just call it unsolved, how about that? No, but we sure had fun!