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i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life

the-hug-department

and I

DON’T WANT

THE WORLD

to see me

Cuz I DON’T THINK that THEY’D UNDERSTAND

carefullfearr

Sometimes my husband will put this video on just to feel something. You are not immune to Goo Goo Dolls - Iris (Live in Buffalo, NY 7/4/2004) [Official Video] and neither am I

iamnotswarley

I HIGHLY recommend the Song Exploder episode about “Iris” because clearly John Rzeznik feels the same way about that song and he wrote it.

#that's my queue

floccinaucinihilipilificationa

ohnoitstbskyen

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

#that's my queue

tramontane-fire

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

#that's my queue

strawberrydykke

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

ariaste

I’m not entirely sure why I chose to make the first The Garment bottom-up—it almost certainly makes more sense for sizing, etc., to make it top-down—although I will say that casting on 300 stitches for the bottom of a The Garment feels like quite a leap of faith into the great unknown.

this is the only person who should be writing pattern descriptions actually

#i feel like this needs to be knit of cashmere and given to the Pope as a formal gift #that's my queue

baldursghaik

thinking about the unromanceable character

#that's my queue

foone

I was looking at sex toys on aliexpress (like you do) and it suggested I get a 45cm (17″) Black Tourmaline Hexagonal Obelisk. I don’t think that’s a good idea

foone

FINALLY, WE CAN TENTACLIZE THE CLOUDS THEMSELVES!

foone

and now I found the “realistic torture/execution devices for dolls” section.

foone

aliexpress is seriously the best place to look at sex toys because they can’t show nudity so they have to finding other ways to show off the use of the toys.

This results in a LOT of abused food, which is always hilarious.

foone

that’s not what I was searching for and frankly at this point I can’t really remember what I was searching for

foone

oh baby, slide into my chrysanthemum for some novel gameplay!

foone

one of my favorite things is when they decide to give you the whole hard sell.

instead of just being like “hey this is a good sex toy”, they instead try to explain why you’d even need a sex toy, from first principles. and that principle is usually “your boyfriend/husband sucks”. or doesn’t, I guess.

they always end up looking like a r/wheredidthesodago commercial for lesbianism

foone

so the sound of this sex toy is between a flower and a clock!

wait, a flower? do… do flowers make sounds?

foone

I’ve posted about the Hammer Sex Toy before, but it turns out it’s not alone. There’s also…

THE WRENCH!

foone

now that is a fucking slogan

foone

one of my favorite things is that when they’re showing off that sex toys have a bluetooth+internet thing so people can control them remotely, they always show a world map and two points labeled with city names and they’re ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR THE ACTUAL CITIES.

foone

sex toy or vulcan starship?

foone

OH MEHR SPIELMÖGLICHKEITEN!

foone

this will give you the biggest orgasm of your life, but your mother will die. Oh well, there’s other parents.

foone

In the quiet night all you can hear is your rapid breathing

foone

found another tool! it’s scissors this time.

I’m not sure anyone of any gender really wants scissors near their genitals, so this may not be the best design

foone

sometimes all I can say is “what”

foone

is this vaporwave?

foone

I don’t think that’s how that works

foone

your strawberries will never be safe

foone

finally, the first robot that can eat a flan!

foone

another fun trope in aliexpress sex toys: just listing off all the rooms of your house you could use it in!

(Unlike all those terrible dildos that don’t work in the living room or kitchen)

foone

finally the first sex toy designed specifically for wizards!

#that's my queue

talesfromthecrypts

which vampire franchise in your opinion has the best fangs

I really like pretty much every version of the Vampire Chronicles ones. I do really appreciate the 94 very subtle double fang. The large canines and the slightly sharp second incisors is beautiful

#that's my queue

keroa

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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numahachi

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phuiscribbles

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jukun

valbrandur

ddemotivators

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

minervafloofderg-migrating

thegreenwolf

itsadragonaesthetic

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

#pls see icon #that's my queue

margo-embee

Adding more details to one of the chambers in my castle tower dollhouse.

The coffered ceiling I sculpted is now painted black with grey drybrush. I love this kind of architecture and I've always wanted to make something like this. Gorgeous.

Also sculpted some more beams on the walls of the great hall. Can't wait to stain them in oak colour and enjoy it!

I love how it's coming together!

queenofsquids

it's all so beautiful

#that's my queue

anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

#that's my queue

romanceyourdemons

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

#that's my queue

ishimarukiyotaka

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!”

ishimarukiyotaka

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

#that's my queue

tofupixel

some of my fav portrait commissions from this year

follow on ko-fi to get notified when i open them again :-3

#that's my queue

havanese-headquarters

It's been 5 years and I'm still sad this dog didn't win best of group. He gave you kissies! Literally what more do you need?

#that's my queue

milf--adjacent

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

#that's my queue

damejoansutherland

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

damejoansutherland

i was in a communal all-gender restroom today and as i was washing my hands a middle-aged man came out of one of the stalls, started to make for the door, clocked me standing at the sinks, and changed course to wash his hands with a real hangdog look on his face

#ugggggh #that's my queue

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