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Unpoppable 😭

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

yardsards

i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style

grimeclown

You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks

grimeclown

And what about it?

swagberto

I really need sleep.

swagberto

Back in February. Pre-quarantine

approach

danceintheskies

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

blexinthecity

tea

danceintheskies

girl it’s milk

mod-kh

And they say Grindr is a hookup app

appointment78

eldestsiblingsyndrome

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

deehellcat

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer.