Mostly Diplomatic, Not So Much A Princess

ao3 ffn Elle, Elder Millennial, She/Her, 18+ only Interests: Star Wars, X-Files, ADHD Thought or interest of the Moment Personal Tags: #DPPersonal, #DPWrites, #DPAnswers, #DPThoughts

[diplomaticprincess]

So tumblr requires access to my microphone now in order for me to post a picture of my weekend camping in the woods??

Me to Tumblr:

[diplomaticprincess]

A few life updates since I’ve been MIA the past few months:

- we have left Italy and are back in Washington DC, USA for a few months.

- I have been a terrible member of the HanLeia fandom. Hopefully I’ll have more bandwidth to hop back in over the next few months. I do plan on doing something for HanLeia celebration.

- Current obsession: Dungeon Crawler Carl books.

-Current Mood: Content. I’m in training for my next position and love being a student again, even though the training is intensive.

Here’s a picture of Dash

[diplomaticprincess]

Recent non-selfie pics! Tagged by @walkawaytall

Sardines swimming in a circle, pod of dolphins, chonky squirrels. Locations: Monterey and Pacific Grove, CA, USA. 🦦 🐟 🌊

Tag game (totally no pressure): @virtie333 @captaincwb @xohanxleiaxo

[only-horse-polls]

Do you wish to own a horse one day?

Yes

No

I'm already privileged

Nuanced

Voting ended onJun 4

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[macrolit]

How many of these have you read?

[diplomaticprincess]

Happy Mother's Day! Not only are you raising (from what I can tell) a smart, funny, kind, and responsible human grown from your physical body (!) but you are also an awesome online mom/big sis and role model for many of us here! 💖

Omg, how did I miss this?? Thank you so much!! ☺️ You made my day! Year!

[swbrackets]

ROUND 2

Han/Leia

Jyn/Cassian

Voting ended onMay 10

[apolladay]

One day I'm just going to randomly pick one of you and send you a long ass ramble about my Tumblr conspiracy theory and it will make absolutely zero sense to you but I will feel better for having shared it and that will be nice 🫪

[diplomaticprincess]

[diplomaticprincess]

May the Fourth Be With You:

Star Wars menu

Empire Strikes Back

Me quoting 80% of the first hour of the movie, and making my kid laugh.

[manny-jacinto]

30 YEARS OF ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

no

it's food

I'm dead

hopital

results

Voting ended onApr 26

[diplomaticprincess]

I hate when I watch or read something old that I loved as a kid, and it has not only NOT aged well, but it becomes unwatchable. Like, I’m one of those people that can usually forgive a lot of outdated works that wouldn’t fly today, as a casualty or product of its time…I’m a kid of the 80s…but NOT Crocodile Dundee.

See trigger warnings before reading on!

That shit had crass, misogynistic jokes, the anti-queer f word and a sexual assault the main protagonist committed against a trans person played as hilarious comedy. I was watching with my kid, and was like, nope. Turned that shit right off.

[crazystill]

(proceeds to argue with her)

[darth-memes]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY DEE WILLIAMS!!!!!

[diplomaticprincess]

I am atrocious at this. Matches my real life snake skill, too.

[diplomaticprincess]

Sorry TMI marriage post below the cut (but still rated teen)

Husband: I cleaned the whole house and put all the dishes away while you were on your walk.

Me: nice!

Husband two hours later: Let’s cook dinner together. Hands me a beer. Kisses me in a not entirely innocent way.

Me: Lovely, I’m in.

Husband two hours later: here is a lovely bottle of wine. I’ll clear the table and do the dishes.

Me: looks at him suspiciously as he pours me another glass of wine.

Him: I love you. Kisses me again.

Me: Sir, I do believe you are trying to seduce me.

Him: Yesssss. Wiggles eyebrows at me. I’ll help son brush his teeth.

Son comes skipping out of bathroom and husband limps..

Me: what’s wrong with Daddy?

Son: he brushed my teeth too hard so I slapped him in the balls and tried to make Daddy a mommy.

Me (sips wine): 👀! All that trouble for nothing!