!!!NO ASCENDANCE SPOILERS PLEASE!!!

When i say anything and you answer with "But in Generations-" i kill you with beams, ok ? columbojumpscare's (He/It) Monster Hunter blog

[sous-la-surface-du-drac]

Heyy, so, would anyone be interrested in commissioning me ?

Homepage of the terrible beast of the Drac

English website

I can't really afford anything other than food every month, there are some things that i need/want that i just can't get, and my savings account is getting dangerously shallow.

On top of that i'm trying to save up for a tattoo coverup, as i've recently found out the tattooist who did my chest is a transphobe.

Basically what i'm saying is that i would enjoy maybe being able to either spend or save up a bit of money without having to eat ice soup and have to dig into my ever shrinking savings account at the end of the month. I've had my website and online accounts to share my art for months but i can't really manage to take off whatsoever.

If you aren't interested/ can't afford to commission, i would very much appreciate it if you could share this.

I need help, i am getting desperate with the way no amount of effort into trying to promote my art seems to attract anyone. I am disabled, i cannot work a conventional job and no at home job hires people who dropped out of (or, more accurately, got dropped off by) school. I have nothing to give aside from art.

[dire-miralis]

Ok, so, i need some help with one of my fan monsters, feel free to share this around:

In your opinion (canon compliant or canon flexible), what are Brute Wyverns in the context of the ingame hunter's notes ?

A fully unique taxonomic class of Wyverns unrelated to Bird Wyverns

A group of Bird Wyverns

A group that includes Bird Wyverns

Not a taxonomic group, instead a name for all larger thropod-like Wyverns*

Voting ended onJun 4

*Think of how, in the ingame notes, Gore Magala is never classified as an Elder Dragon, or how male and female forms of the same monster will often be classified as separate species. These distinctions are meant to remind the Hunter (and player) of unique features or behaviors.

[dire-miralis]

If you've been following me for art, i'd like to apologise for the recent complete lack of anything from my hands: I've been fighting issues with my USB ports for a while, and i'm now at a point where only one front usb can be active at any given time, meaning, it's either my headphones or my tablet (been using an easel to keep the art muscle working instead, i do like me some traditional art fun). I was planning to get it fixed as i thought i'd gotten a job, but it turned out to be a scam, so, my time has also been taken by filing complaints and such.

Today i am doing some digital doodling though.

[dire-miralis]

More freecam Wyveria stuff.

[dire-miralis]

UHHHHHHHHHH

So.... I was playing around in freecam because i got a subtle graphics mod (removes the sort of odd camera filter that REengine games have) and i wanted to look at things....

THAT is what the inside of the Dragontorch looks like.

I'm guessing someone already saw that but i haven't

[dire-miralis]

Qurupeco calling Bazelgeuse would be too funny for it to never happen #bringbackallbridwyverns

[dire-miralis]

Finally finished Stories 3 I find it so funny that the final boss blows anything from frontier out of the water in terms of both design and spectacle.

[spoiler below]

I want to see the people who want the bootleg ugly Alatreon and the bootleg ugly Amatsu in mainline look me in the eyes and dare tell me that slow worldwide petrification of all living things from a unique whale-like creature which was once a cornerstone of the ecosystem isn't a more interesting and far scarier concept.

[dire-miralis]

Sometimes i get haunted with the sight of the transparent crimson glow valstrax figure on second hand selling sites

You know, you'd expect it to be red

It's not red

[dire-miralis]

[dire-miralis]

You'll never guess who just snatched the exact Kirin from that picture as soon as its Ebay listing Finally dropped below 10 bucks.

[dire-miralis]

[dire-miralis]

So we are getting both a Rey Dau and Nu Udra statue...

The fact that we are getting more than one of the apexes is odd to me considering Jiin Dahaad will be missing no matter what, as these figures tend to be approximately to scale with each other (hence Lao Shan Lung's being the size of a toddler).

I do hope we get an Uth Duna one though, because the small figure's fins are already quite gorgeous.

[dire-miralis]

Never drink that blue french weed, worst mistake of my life

Anyway

[dire-miralis]

This is the life i was promised

Carefree in the forest

With pants that are also my shoes and NEVER get s yellow

A trickster with a heart of gold, gambling only for whimsical little games

A lover but also a fighter

[dire-miralis]

So some new merch came up, and Zinogre and, of all things, Anjanath, are very prominently featured. All of the others in this collection/wave are monsters which are present in Wilds.

Zinogre i kinda get because it's a flagship, and the most popular monster as of the 20th anniversary vote, but, i'm a little bit confused and mildly intrigued as to why Anjanath is here.

[sous-la-surface-du-drac]

Heyy, so, would anyone be interrested in commissioning me ?

Homepage of the terrible beast of the Drac

English website

I can't really afford anything other than food every month, there are some things that i need/want that i just can't get, and my savings account is getting dangerously shallow.

On top of that i'm trying to save up for a tattoo coverup, as i've recently found out the tattooist who did my chest is a transphobe.

Basically what i'm saying is that i would enjoy maybe being able to either spend or save up a bit of money without having to eat ice soup and have to dig into my ever shrinking savings account at the end of the month. I've had my website and online accounts to share my art for months but i can't really manage to take off whatsoever.

If you aren't interested/ can't afford to commission, i would very much appreciate it if you could share this.

I need help, i am getting desperate with the way no amount of effort into trying to promote my art seems to attract anyone. I am disabled, i cannot work a conventional job and no at home job hires people who dropped out of (or, more accurately, got dropped off by) school. I have nothing to give aside from art.

[columbojumpscare]

Hey so uh, i'm kinda going through it..

Just as i'd saved up enough to get a chest tattoo coverup i needed, i'm suddently hit with surprise event after surprise event that are dangerously digging into my life savings...

I haven't done groceries this month in an effort to stay afloat, i eat only one meal per day, my family can't help much more than they already do...

I offer commissions as low as 5 euros/dollars. I mostly specialise in animals/creatures, and mascots.

I hate playing pity for ego reasons, but i'm honestly desperate.

Any sale would mean the world to me. I need help.

Gallery: https://below-the-surface-of-the.drr.ac/#gallery

Comms info: https://below-the-surface-of-the.drr.ac/#info

[rna-world]

why is it always some cunt named simon getting into situations

[rna-world]

adventure time. soma. infinity train. I swear to god

[rna-world]

alvin and the chipmunks

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

[kirstenonic05]

@nibwhipdragon

[dire-miralis]

raises my eyebrow very big

This is the full name of Zoh Shia's fallen form within the listings for the December figure builder set.

"Erosion of Salvation"

[sous-la-surface-du-drac]

Heyy, so, would anyone be interrested in commissioning me ?

Homepage of the terrible beast of the Drac

English website

I can't really afford anything other than food every month, there are some things that i need/want that i just can't get, and my savings account is getting dangerously shallow.

On top of that i'm trying to save up for a tattoo coverup, as i've recently found out the tattooist who did my chest is a transphobe.

Basically what i'm saying is that i would enjoy maybe being able to either spend or save up a bit of money without having to eat ice soup and have to dig into my ever shrinking savings account at the end of the month. I've had my website and online accounts to share my art for months but i can't really manage to take off whatsoever.

If you aren't interested/ can't afford to commission, i would very much appreciate it if you could share this.

I need help, i am getting desperate with the way no amount of effort into trying to promote my art seems to attract anyone. I am disabled, i cannot work a conventional job and no at home job hires people who dropped out of (or, more accurately, got dropped off by) school. I have nothing to give aside from art.

[columbojumpscare]

Hey so uh, i'm kinda going through it..

Just as i'd saved up enough to get a chest tattoo coverup i needed, i'm suddently hit with surprise event after surprise event that are dangerously digging into my life savings...

I haven't done groceries this month in an effort to stay afloat, i eat only one meal per day, my family can't help much more than they already do...

I offer commissions as low as 5 euros/dollars. I mostly specialise in animals/creatures, and mascots.

I hate playing pity for ego reasons, but i'm honestly desperate.

Any sale would mean the world to me. I need help.

Gallery: https://below-the-surface-of-the.drr.ac/#gallery

Comms info: https://below-the-surface-of-the.drr.ac/#info