Webb Of Spies

A Clayton Webb (and JAG TV series) fan blog

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Rabb: If we think about it, the French have gave us many good things.

Mac: yeah, like French fries

Bud: FRENCH TOAST!

Webb: The guillotine

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Webb: And then they ran into my knife.

Mac: You mean you stabbed them?

Webb: They ran into my knife.

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Webb: You can't just assume I'll follow your plan.

Rabb: You always follow my plan.

Webb: Because I'm stopping you from dying

Rabb: That sounds like teamwork.

Webb: That sounds like babysitting.

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Harm: I'm an idiot.

Webb: ....

Mac: ....

Turner: ...

Webb: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Harm: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.

Mac: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, obviously.

Harm: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Webb: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

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AJ: … and remember Roberts, a soldier is only as good as his weapon.

Webb (in the corner): Really? I mean, anything can be a weapon if used correctly. Coffee mug. Stapler. Paper clip.

Harm: You’re just naming things in the room.

Webb: And I can kill you with all of it. You’re lucky I like you.

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Harm: We need to get past those guards somehow.

Webb: No problem, I’ll get you a distraction, give me like a minute (disappears)

Bud: What sort of distraction?

Mac: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock and then lead them away. That's what I would do.

*A nearby building explodes and several car alarms go off*

AJ: ... or he could do that.

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Mac: Why are you smiling?

Webb: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Bud comes into the room.

Bud: The Commander just tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Turner: Hey, is anyone else d-

Mac: Dead?

Harm: Drained?

Victor: Deprived of sleep?

Webb: Depressed?

Turner: ...done with your work? What is wrong with you people?

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Judge: How do you plead?

Bud: [looks at Webb]

Webb: [mouths "not guilty"]

Bud: Hot milky.

Webb: I give up.

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Bud: I will put my "A" down to make "A"

Mac: I will add my "T" to your "A" to make "at"

Harm: I will add my R to your "at" to make "Rat"

Clay: I will add on to make "democratic"

Harm: *flips scrabble board over*

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In Season 1, Episode 5, Déjà Vu, Harm causes a whole state department incident with the Thai ambassador’s wife. Probably put him on the state department black list even before he and Clay officially meet.

Like imagine Clay is assigned the declaration issue and hears Harmon Rabb’s name, and is all, “oh great, that loose canon from the Thai embassy incident” 🤣 no wonder Clay started off prickly, Harm’s reputation proceeds him 🤣

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