"It's locked"

a real adult lady with nowhere to go

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

[krisseymage]

148 (shiny) Dragonair

[kosmonin]

[robinbuckli]

scoops troop + what’s a health code :/

[yurimom]

Visit Original Link

[bogleech]

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death

[mattibee]

Imagine stealing a bitch’s look only for bitch to steal the look right back from you

[ladyshinga]

Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”

[falllpoutboy]

someone on twitter said dark side rey looks like pregnant bella and i havent stopped thinking about it sincd yall look at this

[sagewindfeather]

The Hobbit This is my favorite book. I would love to live in Bag End, and have a smoke sesh with Gandalf ♥

[hampsteadharry]

Harry Styles for The Face

[keybladesoras]

After 20 years, Ash Ketchum is finally a Pokemon League Champion!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

honestly? tbh? there aren't nearly enough memes about classic dcom movies. let's remedy that. I'll start:

'The Other Me', 2000, director Manny Coto

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'Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century', 1999, director Kenneth Johnston

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Character Jess Wheatley in 'The Thirteenth Year', 1999, director Duwayne Dunham

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'The Color of Friendship', 2000, director Kevin Hooks

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'The Luck of the Irish', 2001, director Paul Hoen

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'Get a Clue!', 2002, director Maggie Greenwald

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Toto when it becomes clear he's the only character in the movie with brain cells and starts plotting on how to get the band back together

'Cheetah Girls', 2003, director Oz Scott

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all the forgotten imaginary friends

'Don't Look Under The Bed', 1999, director Kenneth Johnson

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'Zenon: Z3', 2004, director Steve Rash

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'Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire', 2000, director Steve Boyum

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when PAT made her human form a milf:

'Smart House', 1999, director LeVar Burton

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The TV host when Ren shoves Louis off the cliff

'The Even Stevens Movie', 2003, director Sean McNamara

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Marnie trying to blend in with the citizens of Halloweentown

'Halloweentown', 1998, director Duwayne Dunham

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'Alley Cats Strike', 2000, director Rod Daniel

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'Brink!', 1998, director Greg Beeman

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'Under Wraps', 1997, director Greg Beeman

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'Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off', 2003, director Paul Hoen

[casualdisneyprincesses-deactiva]

' Read it and Weep', 2006, director Paul Hoen

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[writing-prompt-s]

The person who grew up expecting to be the “chosen one” learns that they are meant to destroy the world, not save it.

[helz-belz]

[eltonhjohn]

Derry’s hottest club is: It’s lair.

Based on the original text post  by @garbagequeer

[luciusmafoy-deactivated20140324]

I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

[inkystars]

#pirates of the caribbean was kind of a formative influence #and nothing about these movies so much as her—snarling selfish sea-hungry pirate king #sometimes I rewatch the first movie and laugh to myself about how little it understood her and will; how it tried to convince us #that will was the pirate because he was chasing after her; and pirates are obsessed with treasure #when elizabeth spends the first movie chasing freedom and the next two chasing him; chasing her freedom; chasing war; chasing the world #her wedding was interrupted and she held the man responsible at gunpoint until he gave her letters of pardon #she was mistaken for a sea goddess and accepted it without question; she led an army to war as though it were her due #and she did it all without ever apologizing for the lives she takes or the lies she tells and when she betrays sparrow with a kiss #he hisses ”pirate” because what else could she be

[missmagpiee-deactivated20250324]