texts i think the twst cast would send with the help of liquid courage. some of them don't even need liquid courage, but it is silly to imagine a drunk text from them anyway.
warning: some of these lines are excessively cheesy and also nsfw.
riddle - i want to study you like you're my notes and do you like you're my homework.
trey - are you a pastry because i'd like to fill you. ;)
cater - heeeyyy heeyyy wanna be more than /j? ;D we can be /srs instead. <3
ace - i'm in love with you.
deuce - can i take you out? on a date. not to kill you. i would never. you're really cool and i think we should go out like best buds do. you and me together. a date. for best buds. a best buds date.
leona - bed's empty. come warm it. don't make me wait.
ruggie - starving rn. lemme feast between your legs.
jack - can we be lifelong mates?
azul - you must be my glasses because i can't see clearly without you.
jade - mushrooms double in size every day. may i show you a special species that does the same whenever i look at you? :)
floyd - life's hard. essay's hard. dick's hard. :/
kalim - just so you know, i don't need to use oasis maker on you to get you soaked. :3
jamil - you'd look pretty wearing a collar with my name on it.
vil - you would look very beautiful tangled in my sheets. shall we make this opinion of mine a fact tonight?
rook - let me inside, mon amour. in more ways than one, of course. <3
epel - you're the apple of my eye... (the follow-up text: that was so corny. can we just fuck instead?)
idia - jk but not rly but jk wannawatchthisnewshowtogetherinmyroomjustthetwoofuspleasesayyes
malleus - child of man, allow me to bestow upon you a most glorious gift: my surname.
lilia - if you'll allow it, i would love nothing more than to give you a delightful green gown.
silver - would you be willing to sleep beside me tonight? i'd like to meet you in my dreams.
sebek - HUMAN. YOU ARE OKAY.......FOR A HUMAN. VERY OKAY. YES.
rollo - i yearn to kiss you and taste sweetness on your lips, and in return you can taste the sin on mine.
neige - you're really so cute!!! i wanna be more than friends. :D keep this a secret, though. don't tell (name)!
che'nya - you're purrfect in everything, but nothing is nyat bad either. lemme come over and prove it. ;3c
fellow - are you in the market for a husband? i know a great candidate. i'll introduce you free of charge! it's on me! (the follow-up when you ask if it's him: no, i'm talking about hellow fonest.)
skully: it would honor me so if you could be the sally to my jack. (and then in a string of various messages: please please please please please please plEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE)
swing: (sends a picture of his centipede tattoo) showed ya mr. swing's centipede. reply to mr. swing. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Riddle - was drunk (probably his first time and was drunk on like,,,, a cup of wine, but you would think he'd been downing shots all night), and is at "must find nearest bridge" level of mortified. Like genuinely trey and cater will be physically restraining him.
Trey - was drunk and it was probably a dare, he'll be really embarrassed about it and blush deep red and hide his face, but he's also chuckling. He wasn't kidding, yknow.
Cater - tipsy and will add a thousand "jk!!"s the next morning. He doesn't want to ruin anything, we know this to be true of cater, he likes a status quo that he can blend into. But if, yknow,,,, youre /srs about it,,,,,, jk unless 👀
Ace - was so drunk and if the hangover wasn't bad enough, he wakes up to see that message and oml he wants to crawl in a hole and die it's so embarassing he doesn't even want to see your response.... throws his phone across the room and will be avoiding you for a while. You're gonna have to chase him down lmao.
Deuce - drunk but thinks he played it pretty cool. Is certain you have no idea about his burning crush on you. Even though when you confront him about the best buds date he continues to stumble over his words and blush madly.
Leona - stone cold sober. And is mad if you made him wait.
Ruggie - was drunk but is shameless about it and will try to guilt trip you into letting him feast
Jack - was drunk and is embarrassed, but mostly because that is not how he'd like to ask you to be his lifelong mate! He wanted to do it in person, and a lot more personal... let him do over?
Azul - was drunk and is so embarrassed by the cheesy pick up line. He's finding his octopot to hide in while he comes up with all sorts of different contracts to make sure you never tell anyone. (Tho if youre like me youre just gonna kiss him when he tries to get you to sign and NDA teehee)
Jade - tbh this is a 50/50 he could be drunk or just tipsy or stone cold sober but he would not need liquid courage to send that shit. When you confront him about it he'll just ask, "well, do you?" :)
Floyd - stone cold sober, honestly just trying to work on his essay when all he can imagine is slipping into you 😔 please help him this is lowkey your fault
Kalim - was drunk. "Whoa, I wrote that??" Is honestly just impressed with himself and wants you to get him drunk again so he can see what other "suave" stuff he can say 😭
Jamil - doesn't matter if he was or not because he'll claim he was drunk (which like.... wtf happened that JAMIL allowed himself to get drunk???) and will probably just try to gaslight you about the whole thing. While also being like... well, you would. (He is secretly very embarrassed and just trying to play it off, show the man some mercy)
Vil - was a lil wine drunk, but is only embarrassed if it made you uncomfortable. Otherwise he stands by it (even if you are a spudling)
Rook - was sober and was making direct eye contact with you from outside your window. He wrote the message while smiling and waving at you. You thought you were drunk.
Epel - just a lil of meemaw's specialty cider that he snuck when Vil wasn't paying attention,,,,, (Rook allowed it because it was interesting). He's gonna be red as an apple the next day. But he'll be very happy if the response is positive
Idia - he was planning to ask you all day and kept putting it off by saying "im not ready yet," getting himself drunker each time, just to have enough courage to send that. It was almost immediately proceeded by so many "jk jk jk jk jk pleasedonthateme"s and tbh if you responded affirmatively he'd probably pass out. He's probably gonna be drinking more if you do agree for the same reason he was drinking in the first place 😭
Malleus - he was drunk but he stands by it. You gave him a nickname, now hes giving a surname. He believes it to be incredibly fair and benevolent of him. And also please say yes
Lilia - :) (doesn't matter cuz he was serious about it.)
Silver - sober, no drinks necessary, was just genuinely asking
Sebek - was sooo drunk and he honestly cannot BELIEVE he was so cavalier as to say that to you!!!!! How embarrassing... such a moment of weakness! HUMAN! YOU MUST NOT TELL ANYONE!!
Rollo - miscalculated how much wine he was having and let himself get drunk, and now he's so embarassed. He really is feeling the part of the lowly sinner... please forgive him. Or better yet, forget it ever happened.
Neige - was so drunk, and like riddle, he was drunk on barely anything. Maybe a beer. Or half of one. Hes a lil bit embarassed, but no more than some pink cheeks while looking up at you through his lashes.
Che'nya - another one that feels really 50/50, but hes not gonna be ashamed about it at all.
Fellow - drunk and will play it off as a joke... but also of you're not gonna take him seriously, maybe he should've charged! Humph. Hes contradicting himself and won't commit to either side (not until he knows which way to play it to win your heart or soothe his wounded one...)
Skully - another one who was probably drunk on barely anything (and/or someone spiked the Halloween punch!) and he'll be sobbing in the toilet when you find him, mourning your love. He won't even realize you're, yknow... you, and will be confessing even more of his feelings for you at you. Then he's gonna pass out curled around you. And, yes, he will be scandalized when he wakes up in a bed with you (even though you're both fully clothed).
Swing - sober and so so desperate please just respond to Mr. Swing
Sorry that the apostrophes are like nonexistent my autocorrect is GARBAGE and im too tired to go back and fix em all. Also my spelling and autocorrect in general are pretty bad so yeah there are mistakes but uhhhhhh,,,,,,,, I was drunk or something idk I post so rarely anyway dont come for me 😭
Merakiui tysm for being such a source of inspiration to me. Congrats on graduating!!!!!
