DirtDrabbles

Drabble. Prattle. yap. Here I do it all, about anything. if you like the things I'm yapping about and hate the yap follow my main! I post art for the majority of these things!! DirtChild :]

[one-step-at-a-time25]

Superman said, “all immigrants are people and deserve respect and love they aren’t aliens they are humans and the people who disagree should die” and supergirl said, “A women’s purity shouldn’t be defined by the man who has caused them harm and the exploitation of young women is disgusting and the men who do such things should die” and they are right

[dirtdrabbles]

Are you the steam man?

Depends who's askin toots... Is this the piss man?

[wimdywobble]

The best inside jokes come from loopy jackbox game sessions with your friends, prove me wrong I dare you

[dirtdrabbles]

姐姐

Song at the Chinese buffet today?!?

SLAPS SO FUCKING HARD

[wimdywobble]

From the inspiration of *she strogan on by beef till I'm off"

I give you

I pumper on her nickel till she bread

Thank you, goodnight

[bikananjarrus]

type of photo lois would have on her camera roll

[oliviadumhan]

I love you. I can't tell you. The sun on your face will do it for me. SUPERMAN (2025)

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[peachyatelier]

daily affirmations: i shoulnd't compare my skills to other people, the worth or quality of art isn't measured in likes, i post on social media because i want to interact with people with similar interests, no one's expecting anything from me

[dirtdrabbles]

Posting like a madman today apparently, but tbh this is what you signed up for when y'all followed my yapping account sooo....

More spoilerssssss (this time for up to season 8, episode 14, Requiem)

Holy crap, so I'm not a Clana shipper, I thought it was weird and pretty toxic the majority of the series but HOLY SHIT this episode actually hurt me.

The first time I've cried the WHOLE series. It was genuinely really sad and my heart hurt SO bad for Lana and Clark, like- Clark who is so so alone, his cousin the only other person that could really know him left but then Lana can, she genuinely can understand him. They can team up together, and he doesn't have to feel SO alone all the time. For not really shipping them they were really cute and fun to watch this episode, and most really fast changes in TV don't hit me that hard, Lana and Clark deciding for her to absorb the kryptonite from the bomb, and him never being able to be by her again, HURT me.

Also him putting her old necklace back around her neck earlier the same episode?!? The thing that used to keep them apart as a temporary thing, now turned so painfully permanent?!? Insane foreshadowing! Favorite Lana and Clark episode and I'm assuming it's their last.

Also the ending of him going to kiss her even as he's being poisoned by kryptonite was GUT WRENCHING.

FUCK!

(also I have some other thoughts about what this means going forward but this post is way the hell too long already)

[dirtdrabbles]

ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS YOURE KILLIN' ME SMALLVILLE

(Spoilers under cut for up to Smallville season 8, episode 10-11)

OMFG LOIS AND CLARK ALMOST KISSED AND FUCKING LANA COMES BACK, GAHHHHH

And it was getting so sweet and uhggg Lois deserves everything pleaseeee get me out of miseryyyyyy 😭😭😭

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[kal8elle]

Clark Kent ✌️🏻

🎨 Robin "Zombie" Higginbottom

[dirtdrabbles]

Holy meow

[dirtdrabbles]

One thing I will ALWAYS dislike is when it's insinuated that Clark cannot be Superman and cannot have powers to be together with Lois... Okay sure it's more difficult but bro does NOT have to be powerless to love and be loved.

Like- it's not that insane of a concept

Big fan of when this is not even a thought in their minds

[lotsvelvetmood]

they couldn’t pry making every straight couple bi4bi out of my cold dead hands

[dirtdrabbles]

HOLY HECK HOLY HECK HOLY HECK THINGS ARE HAPPENINGNGNGNGNFNFNF IN SMALLVILLE HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE

*Spoilers for Season 8, episode 5 "Committed" under cut*

LOIS AND CLARK GOT KIDNAPPED WITH A WEIRD LIE DETECTOR AND THE KIDNAPPER ASKED IF LOIS LOVED HIM AND SHE SAID YES!!!! YES YES YES YES MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUEEEEE AND ITS ONLY SEASON EIGHT

(ofc she plays it off and says she took the monitor off before answering, but she's SO lying)

SHE LOVES HIM HOLY FUCK IM IN CLOIS HEAVEN