*generic tumblr gay blog title here*

Chase /Queer/ 27/ when life gets too stressful, take a nap and pretend it didn’t happen.

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

WHAT??? LOL

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[loveridden1999]

fuck it i will figure it out somehow

[quicktimeeventfull]

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[dailyquests]

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

[dailyquests]

In a Fight.

[nieyao]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[whatacartouchebag]

[pride-knightess]

This is the best shit I ever saw fuck damn

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what is biblical skincare can anyone tell me

[sumrot]

Now I know something you don’t

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[dickstolebyanalien]

two men will watch a movie together and instead of having sex afterwards they record a podcast about it

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[3000s]

a lot of suicide prevention is like "it would suck if you died because your family would be really really really mad at you"