desiccated girl

[cheaphalloweencostume]

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”

[horreurscopes]

[britomartis]

send me asks. make me tremble with fuckor

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Someone walked up to me in Barnes and Noble like 4 years ago and asked me where the Manga section was. I told them where, but I also let them know that i didn’t work there. They kind of shrugged then looked me dead in the eyes and said.

“Idk, you just looked like you might know.”

I changed my complete aesthetic after hearing that come to jesus, god fearing, exposé of a line.

[henchmaxxing]

The other day my manager admitted that she still shops at hot topic, and when I told I knew already because she seemed like the type she threatened to fire me

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Activate my fuckor in my inbox

[naamahdarling]

SEND ME FUCKOR

[deegaynolds]

like to charge reblog to cast

[nursejpg]

maladaptive daydreaming things

constantly muttering things under ur breath

pulling weird facial extressions while daydreaming

pacing

when u cant sleep cuz ur daydreaming so good

being genuinely upset/happy/angry about things that happen in ur daydreams

“helloooo?? you spacing out??”

[dirtfae]

uhhhhhhhh fuck i didn't know this was a thing but uh..... this is my fucking life

[steviemcfly]

I don’t have words for this white bullshit. 

[dirtfae]

this is literally indistinguishable from like, something an actual white supremacist would wear to intimidate jewish people, how the fuck did they think this was gonna come across as anti racist

[sorrynotsorrybi]

Totally here for bi squids. (full article here)

[stilesisbiles]

I couldn’t resist

[specsthespectraldragon]

@mothmammoth

[thehotgirlproject]

@portableairport

[portableairport]

bicons 🐙

[dirtfae]

okay but that second possibility

that they’re putting out to dissuade another squid from eating them

“like hey i know you’re hungry but i’ll have weird gross mollusc sex with you if you don’t eat me”

incredible

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

lighting up a fat one with the girls

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

a president I can get behind

😍😇😍😇😍😇😍😇😍😇

[jethroq]

A Good Cartoon

[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

I love that he labeled Trump.

[pochowek]

he put the chicken in there only to make a “left wing” joke holy fuck

[enemy-stand]

[bogleech]

Actually two things piss me off the most about this:

1) why did he use a photo for the statue’s face? He couldn’t have drawn one single additional object?

2) If he had to do this fucking dumb Communist Fried Chicken bucket shouldn’t ALL of the chicken in the bucket be left wings? Why does it seem to be a normal bucket of the usual selection of fried chicken? Instead of actually writing “left wing” on one of them couldn’t the bucket itself say “100% LEFT WINGS” or something like there you go I fixed the joke he was going for in three seconds of thought

[dirtfae]

why the fuck did he put the reddit alien there? ben garrison just got even more reprehensible than ever.

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

Follow me on twitter. Seriously I have like no followers

[bloodbornekart]

anyways starscream is an abuse survivor & is doing his goddamn best in his current circumstances. yes hes done bad things. but so has uh? literally everyone else lol

[hxmlock]

“He acts so shitty tho” wow its almost like being abused for literal centuries can alter your personality and reactions or smth

[protom-lad]

Being an abuse victim isn’t an excuse for despotism.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this post is a fucking fever dream

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

so i have a question abo

too bad you got assassinated mid sentence. this is a warning to all other people who send me asks

[lovlae]

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream 

[willowrabbit]

Bonny for @southernrabbot expect a lot more of her.

[bekkathyst]

Look at this giant beauty! 😍 I’m currently trying to decide if I should have a jewelry or crystal shop update this week. Hmmm…

www.bekkathyst.com

[bekkathyst]

I see your chain chomp replies and tags, and I just want you guys to know I 1000000% approve

[iguanamouth]

munch

[dirtfae]

erics moen: sometimes me and my husband like to ogle lesbians because they're like, sooooo hot!

everybody: hey what the fuck

erica moen: sorry guys! :) fetishizing someone's identity is bad

erica moen: anyway i think trans ppl transitioning is like, sooooo hot!

everybody: hey what the fuck

erica moen: sorry guys! :) fetishizing someone's identity is wrong

erica moen: anyway here's this comic my friend made about how genderplay is the hottest thing ever

everybody: hey what the fuck

erica moen: sorry guys! :) fetishizing someone's identity is wrong

erica moen: anyway raceplay is cool!

[transgossip]

Why the hell are you just posting anonymous accusations of pedophilia without any proof? Don't you realize that that that's a common accusation towards ALL trans / queer people?

You do realize instead of fucking complaining you could be providing us with sources that either prove or disprove a claim, right? It’s a gossip blog, not a call out blog. It’s is not mine nor the other mod’s job to find sources for everything. If you or anyone else think you can do a better job, then please go right ahead a make another blog and stay out of our inbox. Thank you.

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

hey uhhhh it’s a fucking literal logical impossibility to prove a negative. it’s profoundly fucked up for you to publish public accusations that someone is a pedophile and then say ‘yea uhhh prove she’s not a pedophile’

this is fucked up, this blog is awful, you’re engaging in terrible behabiour

[dirtfae]

this is so heinous on so many levels, who the fuck do you think you are to do something like that and then just say “stay out of our inbox!!! how dare you criticize our awful behavior?” this shit cannot be allowed to happen tbh

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

I like futa and steven universe hentai and I'm a brain surgeon that has saved approaching 600 lives and I don't even have a blog but my wife who follows you thinks I'm better than you and I agree.

holy fucking shit 

[draconym]

I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

[draconym]

Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:

to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast

to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food

to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops

to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior

no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut