Dirty Dapper Dan, the Tumblr Blog man

Vtuber, Hobby Pianter, and meme enjoyer.

[n1ter0]

pic i doodled (and tweeted) about bringing my nesoberis to my office that blew up so here. the official office sadgirl in the flesh

[depsidase]

[smuganimebitch]

To this day I still don't believe that anyone actually thought you could generate infinite chocolate via an optical illusion. That's a thing people tell themselves to feel superior

[smuganimebitch]

The defining feature of tumblr is not "the website where people actually think infinite chocolate is possible", it is defined by a group of people refusing to break kayfabe, another group being genuinely confused by an optical illusion (NOT the same thing as thinking infinite chocolate is possible) and a third group who is certain they are a lot smarter than the other two.

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[paper-mario-wiki]

counterpoint

[foxgirlmindcrank]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[patternrecognitionspecialist]

[geyfrog]

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

[geyfrog]

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

[gigglepuffpixie]

S'ghetti Closet

[nyxwoven]

[the-morose-musings-of-mewaddlee]

[delicate-viscera]

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

[delicate-viscera]

pause. everyone else stop talking. which one

[greenflamethegf]

[delicate-viscera]

EVERYONE CAN PACK IT IN BC I'M THE DARK SOULS BOSS!!!

FUCK YEAS

[delicate-viscera]

i have now received weapons as well as an addition to my title.

your "boys" will never be safe. now hold still while i give you this shot.

[delicate-viscera]

my lore grows...this is also accurate

[delicate-viscera]

no one will ever need the gender changing coffin again

[preysnugglebun]

What happens if the player just let's themselves get forcefemmed

[delicate-viscera]

instant win. she is taken into my arms and we kiss. roll credits

[enki2]

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kaban-bang]

something funny about watching streamers get into uma musume as if it were gambling on actual race horses

[ashleyloob]

behold... my first contribution to the anime horse girl fandom

[zeravmeta]