dirty boohbah confessions

we all know you've fantasized about boohbahs, why not confess? be creative ;)

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boobah freaking penis

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I think death is my only option

seek therapy

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via boobahfanclub420

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Delete this blog now

the blog grew sentience and now it’s too powerful to stop

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hehe BOOB bah ;)

:O

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I've cut a hole in between the legs of my purple boohbah. I did this so I could have "proper sex" with it. I've stuck my dick in it and cummed in it for the first time today. Does this count as me losing my virginity to a boohbah?

yes

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Fancy cars, gold chains don't mean a thang.Word to your brain, fame is my game.Fly the terrain's, smooth with no crane.I come from the streets no such thing as pain.

yea

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i remember all those years ago i was in that mafia game when this blog was conceived and I'd like to formally apologize

i miss those days, i loved boohbah mafia (especially dinners)

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Is there such a thing as a White Boohbah? If so what is it called?

the rare and elusive albino boohbah, only spoken of in fairy tales

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Can i get sweet nudes from Humbah?

he’s very careful with pictures of himself on the internet

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Is this blog dying/dead?

it has been for a long time. people don’t fuck boohbahs like they used to

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I WANT TO FUCK ZINgXIGNZING BAH

we all do

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Cult orders: 1 u must, whenever possible sacrifice ur breath to the boohbah 2.YOU SHALL DEVOTE YOUR EXISTENCE TO BOOHBAH YOU ARE BOOHBAH BOOHBAH IS ALL THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAN BOOHBAH. :^) if u have done these steps you u officially a cult member!

sweatie i do these every day :-)

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I have expanded my cult to at least 5 people (including me) would you care to make it 6?

yes send me the cult details

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Excuse me, but do you have the time to talk about our lord and savior, Boobah?

always

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I have showed boobah to my friend, we are now regularly sacrificing to them our breath. Please join our cult

you disgust me

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what the fuck are boohbahs. they look like little disgusting creatures. hope they go to hel l

ur fucking rude!!!!!!! fuc off!”!!!