jess

jess, she/they, 26, bi, poly, pisces, california etc etc. . . . fandoms you can expect to resurface at random: sherlock, supernatural, the vampire diaries, hannibal, house, marvel, true blood, lucifer, criminal minds, buffy & angel, rick and morty, psych, our flag means death, the hitcher, fast & furious, transformers, avatar the last airbender, and most recently baldur’s gate 3!…. more to come i’m sure lmao i've gotta get rid of this list soon

[sarah-v-art]

OPTIMUS

Did a drawing of Optimus laying in the grass. Idk it kind of was supposed to be a study since it’s my first time drawing him, but it turned into a full on piece lol. My reference was a picture of an Optimus figurine laying in the grass and thought it was something cute to draw :)

[willgrahamscock]

UPDATE: we are making things even worse soon!

[punksalmons]

"at least the update will disincentivize people from adding annoying reblogs to your post" it won't actually, the annoying people will keep doing it. but the well intentioned userbase who keeps with the spirit of "yes and" that fuels all of tumblr jokes, that adds to character analysis and fandom interactions, they are the ones that will stop adding things. great update guys.

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[livesuffer]

sorry about all the mean things i said when i was right

[corvidkiid]

tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

[phantomrose96]

Making this post in the year 2025: it will never not be funny to me how the Supernatural season 5 dynamic will be like Sam and Dean hit some impasse in their stupid quest-of-the-week and they go "shit we're stuck. Maybe Cas can help. Cas!"

And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."

And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."

And then Cas does it and it turns him into the angel version of roadkill and Sam and Dean are like "Yikes. Anyway" and shove his unconscious body into a motel room and forget about him because they've got stuff to do in the fuck-shit dimension.

[storm-of-feathers]

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

[storm-of-feathers]

this is true

[bloodybellycomb]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[thebreakfastgenie]

It's so frustrating that every defense of the ACA has to open with "of course there are still problems." The two mainstream positions on healthcare in this country are basically "the ACA is good and also we should continue to reform healthcare" (Democrats) and "repeal the ACA and let insurance companies hunt you for sport" (Republicans).

[desinteresse]

Challenging gender roles by having the kind of dogshit personality traits usually reserved for straight men only

[oneheadtoanother]

[pseudophan]

(x)

[misericordiia]

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

[fireyams]

[reyairia]

[theartistocraticelite-deactivat]

DNI,.. Unless u Love Meee !!!!