Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?

Cyn They/them

[backfromrlyeh]

Yoneyama Keisuke

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thenatsdorf]

Ekekekkekkek (via ekekekkekkek)

[thebootydiaries]

When someone calls me attractive 

[mushfae]

[toobertpoondert]

My advice to people, but especially kids, who are invested in celebrities, be they actors, musicians, bloggers, youtubers, authors, whatever, is to keep your distance. No matter how happy their content makes you, no matter how strong the pull of a special interest/hyperfixation/obsession might be, it’s important to step back every so often.

Do you find yourself following them on all forms of social media? Do you follow their friends and family, who might not even make content themselves? Do you research their lives? Step back. Just because they are famous doesn’t mean it’s okay to engage in stalking behavior.

Do you find yourself getting anxious if you miss a video, or they upload off schedule? Step back. I know they can help you through dark times but you can’t rely on them all the time.

Would you be devastated if they turned out to be a not-so-nice person? Step back. You can only trust them as much as you trust any stranger. Don’t see yourself up to be shattered if they fall off that pedestal you put them on.

No matter how much somebody interacts with their audience, the relationship is still parasocial. Just keep that in mind. Don’t put all your trust in a stranger. It’s okay to enjoy these people and their content, but keep your distance and step back.

[lily-orchard]

Me: Does something nice

Me: Cackles like I've done something evil

[iapislazuli]

ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[tikkety-tok]

Sound on 🔊

[kouha]

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

[kouha]

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

[ampleappleamble]

disclaimer: i don't go here, but i read this post while my husband was playing RE8 and i received a Vision

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[karometeenk]

i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature

[bunniope]

they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then

[thetyrannosaur]

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

[keyblack]

Lewis Tempts Fate and Probably Regrets It in About a Week

[arthistorycq]

🤭

[catcrumb]