The Pizza is Aggressive

Hi I'm Tobi, I’m a Bisexual Gender Queer, She/Her They/Them, I’m 33, and I'm fandom trash

[pizzasteveofficial]

BYE

[fruitsoftheweb]

[dzamie]

[ironfoot-72]

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

[dzamie]

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

[thememedaddy]

[gumi-megpoidd]

yaoi is NOT REAL and men DO NOT EXIST

[pizzasteveofficial]

Real Hot Girl Shit is vaguing about your ex FWB on a facebook post when some dude thats mutual friends with us got somethin to say

[sk3tchhxp]

Allan in the Backrooms

[junkfoodcinemas]

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!

a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets

a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls

a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks

your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)

a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties

have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!

oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives

[dragon-in-a-fez]

couple people have asked about the phrase "never stab a man who collects knives". it didn't come from anywhere special, it's just something I made up. I was going for the energy of like, central European proverb you heard from your surprisingly hardcore grandma. it means don't attack someone with something they're going to enjoy getting

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[malicemizer]

One woman I will never forget at my most recent job was a woman who felt so so bad because she definitely had contamination ocd. Everyone was talking shit about her while I was taking her order and at first I was like huh why is she being so particular and then I helped her multiple times after that and she was so apologetic and nice every time. My manager would even give her shit when she could hear, I tried to explain to them that she legit can’t help it and she’s being really patient with us but no one was trying to hear it. I think sometimes about how I’m the only person who really gave a shit about our disabled customers that might have unusual or difficult requests but it’s really not hard to make someone feel like they don’t have to apologize endlessly for like, wanting a glass that’s cleaned better or something.

[00000066]

[blackedout1999corolla]

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

[vcrbunny]

3 uncanny fellas

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[pizzasteveofficial]

throwback to my birthday in 2025 when they put the episode where Obito becomes the Junchuriki on for me cuz it was my birthday and I had these photos snapped of me watching Obito in real time as I got to eat delicious ramen

[rattoroni]

“packmate” is a very good word to describe how i feel about some people. like we’re more than friends in my eyes but it’s not romantic you’re just. my person and im #keeping you. because you’re in my pack. wags my tail