Dirty Video Game Confessions

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I just realized that last picture/confession about Ezio had a picture from Revelations, not Brotherhood.

Sorry about that. 

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"I am currently playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and will soon be moving onto Revelations. While playing Brotherhood, I almost forgot how sexy Ezio is. I imagine that sex and dirty talk with the guy will be absolutely amazing. If only he were real..."

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"Ulysses from Fallout: New Vegas. Dat mask, dat accent, dat duster, dat ASS! Oh, and he was a Frumentarii."

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"I want Archie from Team Aqua sexually."

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ATTENTION!

The creator of this blog is LEAVING!

I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm leaving and I've noticed that the other two admins have not been very active. It's up to them if they would like to continue the blog and recruit more people. But as for myself, I am leaving.

In case the other admins have stopped coming around completely, you may go through me on my personal blog to apply to be an admin.

Here's my ask box. If you'd like to apply to help continue this blog, just message me and I'll tell you what you need to do.

Thank you all so very much for supporting the blog and I hope it can continue without me!

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"Skyrim's Draugr turn me on in a very disturbing way. Whenever I encounter one I just want it to rape my character while I watch."

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For those submitting confessions:

Please make sure you cite which video game the character(s) you're confessing about come from; I play enough video games that I might know, but it just makes it a whole lot easier on the process if I don't have to go searching through the internet to make sure I get the right person.

Thank you!

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"Adam Jensen just strikes me as the kinda guy who you'd come home and see him lounging on the sofa shirtless, with a glass of whiskey, and the smile that makes your knees weak as he asks you to come over with one finger."

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''I think Jervis Tetch is kind of adorable. If I didn't risk dying, I'd bed him.''

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"Even though Thane Krios is of another species I would do him. His voice is irresistible and he is so spiritually deep and romantic. I love it when he calls me Siha."

Hope I did this one well for you, anon, since you were so specific!  Haha :)

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"When playing Ocarina of Time, I will sometimes deliberately stand still in Death Mountain and The Fire Temple because I find the way Link sighs and wipes sweat off his forehead so erotic."

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"When playing Ocarina of Time, I will sometimes deliberately stand still in Death Mountain and The Fire Temple because I find the way Link sighs and wipes sweat off his forehead so erotic."

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"I really wish there was a few sex chambers in Portal. I'd love to play with those toys."

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Hugo Strange. His voice turns me on so much that I repeatedly listen to the tapes he "does with his patients just so listen to it."

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"Isaac Clarke has a ridiculously nice ass."

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"I've always wanted to have either Brynjolf or Farkas (or both) as a part of my secret exhibitionist fetish in Skyrim. And that sitting area behind the house you buy in Solitude would be the perfect place to just ride them until the sun comes up"

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"Jack's voice turned me on so much. I feel bad for it, but sometimes I intentionally got shot at just to hear him groan."