welcome to the void

hey im zeb & welcome to my crib

[plaguegirll]

(to the tune of gucci gang) spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time

[disasstermasster]

#i did NOT spend the best part of an hour doing this for yall to let it flop

why’d it take you nearly an hour to copy past the same two words 62 times though 

[plaguegirll]

you think i know what i’m doing

[disasstermasster]

understandable have a nice day

[plaguegirll]

(to the tune of gucci gang) spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time spooky time

[disasstermasster]

#i did NOT spend the best part of an hour doing this for yall to let it flop

why’d it take you nearly an hour to copy past the same two words 62 times though 

[modern-politics111]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[edgebug]

times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”

[edgebug]

i asked their permission to post this but i don’t think they realized how many notes it would get. they will either be delighted or horrified. maybe both

[b-rainrot]

the sound of the coins adds to it

[stellarsquad]

hey everybirdy

hope y’all are well! im not rlly around here anymore & since tumblr is pretty much tanking itself anyway im moving to twitter!! follow me at @/formidabelle 

lots of love xx

[robynandstealin]

when the band teacher isn’t at school

[jazzminethefox]

Omg yes yes yes 100% yes

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Oh my god

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy shit

[chaoticproximity]

This gets better every time.

[the-cimmerians]

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

[robbieradiant]

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

[mothiraffe]

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

[robbieradiant]

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

[first-day-of-summer]

lusttown

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

MURDERTOWN

[robbieradiant]

the gluttony one is called flavortown

[megatraven]

pls stop

[thelordanubis]

If Sportacus is trying to prevent laziness, would the person trying to prevent hornyness be Thotticus?

[65-percent-puns]

THOTTICUS

[effington]

I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds

[kaileighmarie]

this is beautiful

[bizarrodf]

Visit Original Link

[corrincovaris-deactivated201901]

Have a poorly animated GIF that I’ve just done

[bizarrodf]

thank you i love it

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[shady-hoe-lthxx-deactivated2020]

Ayyy

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[puthy]

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[teathattast]

Throckmorton

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[sewickedthread]

Mongoose =/= fear