It Me

.

[hasnotbeenfound]

That one person literally no one invited:

[suziesock]

[discount-supervillain]

[interyuurei]

Ppffllbbbpfpvfpbbttt…! Pause to breathe and purr/brux… Pfffffbbbllbbttbtbplblb!

[prokopetz]

Grappling with a dilemma like a housecat who really wants to stand up to properly lean into those scritches, but, like, they just got comfy.

[prokopetz]

Sometimes I have days where the name of my most recent follower keeps changing but my overall follower count stays the same, and I know I've been exceptionally successful at pissing people off that day.

[zaprowsdower27]

You actually just have one guy who follows you, unfollows you, changes his username, then follows you again

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[penofwildfire]

coloured em in <3

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[philcollinsenjoyer]

you write people having good sex you're just writing porn but you write people having bad sex. now you're writing a story

[fluff-e-boy]

Idk . Sex just seems like such a waste of time. I could be playing video games or drawing yuri or reading the Wikipedia page for schnitzel

[raisinchallah]

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

[imaheroitsayssoonmybracelet]

hey as someone whose only he-man knowledge is from the 1987 movie is there a reason that he-man lives in skeleton-filled castle greyskull and not like. skeletor. whose head is a skull. why does skeletor live in snake mountain and not castle greyskull, which is skull and skeleton themed

[imaheroitsayssoonmybracelet]

okay having seen some of the tv show I have a much more pressing question which is Why Wasn’t Orko In The Movie

[imaheroitsayssoonmybracelet]

live footage of me seeing the new movie

[prokopetz]

We need more high-profile games with retro 2D graphics because the shitty sprite comic economy is starving. I've seen what they've resorted to doing with Fire Emblem (2003) sprites. Unnatural things.

[dovey-dozi]

Her raincoat 😭

She’s so adorable