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my gf’s ( @disaster-rakan ) tiefling bard… who refuse to teach me the flute pls let riot

#OH LOOK #IT HIM #maru #dnd #andron #!!!

It's literally that simple

Friend: "hey my son can't concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn't feel like it."

Me: "Did you give him music?"

Friend: "No! No tech until he's done! He doesn't need more distracted."

Me:

"k, bring me the child"

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: "so your head doesn't feel like doing homework?"

Son: "yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else."

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: "k I'm done! :-)"

Friend: "wow, what'd you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽"

Me: "Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics" and some lo-fi.

anumberofhobbies

Ah yes, the old, “Any way that’s not the neurotypical way is wrong.” thing. I remember in the 1970s when my otherwise pretty smart college-educated parents told me that such things were impossible when I said having my radio on my desk playing kept my focus there instead of being pulled out of my room by all the noises in other parts of our house & out on the street.

#yea #its impossible for me to do anything without music #adhd #what is a queue

noovember

Holding hands is honestly,, just the sweetest gesture of affection in the universe romantically or platonically! It’s saying you love and care for the other so much you just want to hold their cute lil hand,, It’s just the most adorable thing!

#i love holding hands #it gives me quentinho in the heart #and it think its very sweet #i could hold hands with viktor 24/7 #what is a queue

princesstigerbelle

TWO OF THEM

princesstigerbelle

BEEP BEEP

princesstigerbelle

FOUR OF THEM!!!

#f-fff-our #omg #cats #what is a queue

bingomann

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted

bingomann

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

bingomann

roomba company, please make this happen

fire-is-her-water

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.

sushinfood

baby boomers: we don’t need robots

everyone else: we don’t deserve robots

void-of-any-life-deactivated201

Arvtdjryfyjdhg CUUUUUTE

#I love roomba #aaaaaa #so cute #what is a queue

dinuguan

5tone

I’m crying this is not okau

raganiazumi

@tylikeslotsofshit

#what a cute baby #omg #what is a queue #video

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

#me tbh #what is a queue #this is relatable af these days

theaights

hey remember when korra lifted BataarJr with one arm and everyone thought it was because of the avatar state but then she exits the avatar state and it turns out that korra is just ridiculously strong

theaights

cause i do

#korra ilu #teach me how to be so strong #korra #fav #what is a queue

goldcrescent

can we take a second to ponder on the fact that a kids movie did lady armor better than the entire film and comic industry

guess who i’m talking about

did you guess? Well you’re fucking WRONG because it’s Susan goddamn Pevensie

They gave her light armor, appropriate for a small archer:chainmail, an arm brace, chest plate, and a light skirt she can easily run around murderizing dudes in the face in

her hair is also only loose in the promo pictures because Susan is fucking busy not dying because her hair was flying into her eyeballs so she braids that shit back

her mail shirt is also loose enough that it doesn’t impede her arm movements it’s almost like she’s dressed for a fight wow

I like the pinks and purples under her bitchin as hell leather armor here, because you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the goddamn face

#THIS #This fucking made my day #Thank you #What is a queue #Fav