[killdies]

weeee bungee jump

[sexhaver]

therapist: bungeesus isn't real, he can't hurt you

bungeesus:

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[langernameohnebedeutung]

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

[wifegideonnav]

[weaver-z]

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

[drarryking]

[supermariomamafucker]

[spacedustmantis]

people are talking about eating pickles straight from the jar but what about biting into a whole raw cucumber? like. just. you know. like a feral beast. eating a whole cucumber. in like. two minutes. anyone ever do that? bc i do all the time. cumcumber <3

[spacedustmantis]

ignore cumcumber. i didn't say that

[screamingsquamousthings]

[spacedustmantis]

i can't believe it.... my own fucking family! betraying me!

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

[justsomeantifas]

rich people:

millennials:

[freeandresponsible]

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

[justsomeantifas]

x

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for folks in office jobs:

x

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

[justsomeantifas]

remember when i eviscerated someone so thoroughly they deactivated?

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kitsnicket]

This show was the funniest fucking thing

[chongoblog]

He never elaborated on this and it kills me

[artgirllullaby]

If I remember correctly it eventually got out.

Apparently this was a rehearsal for the scene, so the extinguisher was a prop one (hence the moment Miranda sassy looks at the camera/crew for how he was acting her in panic), so they went on to it.

But someone had switched the extinguisher to the actual fire thrower that would be used on the scene (I dont remember if was proposital or not or simply a mistake because they were meant to be identical).

So this is their actual reaction, cause when he pressed the valve, he really wasnt expecting to fire come out, neither was Miranda, so their reaction is 100% genuine and they did freak out as on tape.

The thing went out so well they were unable to reenact their reactions or surprise as the first time on rehearsal, so the rehearsal scene was kept and put it into the actual episode.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

[fan-grell-411]

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone do a graph

[bemusedlybespectacled]

you rang?

[feral-bard]

I couldn’t resist

[project-fandom-leap]

This is the science I’m here for

[zervuska-haidis]

[no-chill-at-all]

[stimman4000]

dissolving cotton candy in water

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

[baka-dot-exe]

drink that and you become a super saiyan

[monsterpotion]

#disposing of a clown carcass