Look Alive, Sunshine =D

[disastrousbroadcaster]

Why is it the two fuckin Adults on this islAnd Are the two who leAst hAndle their problems like they Are? GoddAmn. 

[disastrousbroadcaster]

Aaaand there he goes. Would be a lot more entertaining if you weren’t already tapping your nubs impatiently.

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[mainframemastermind]

MM: Oh yes, criticise the troll keeping a whole network running while you spin your obnoxious tunediscs up in the decompression zone.

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[disastrousbroadcaster]

DB: A~ Dude. =\

DB: A~ Bro.

DB: A~ RelAAAAAAx.

DB: A~ You got yourself so wound up About hypotheticAls thAt you Aren’t even deAlin’ with the shit right in front of you.

MM: Like letting a bunch of highbloods run wild while you dissertate my personal life???

DB: A~ Aw naw, you brought this on yourself and now you gotta stick it out, cause like hell am I putting up with this level of bullshit without retort.

DB: A~ You gottA tAke cAre of yourself first, mAn. This project of yours is tubulAr And All but if it goes sunny side up Ain’t nobody deAd yet, yA dig? But if you weAr yourself down, shit’s gonnA hit the whirlin’ device And Ain’t nothin you gonnA be Able to do, And thAt leAves the REST of us stuck in a fuckin rip.

DB: A~ The hell did you think wAs gonnA hAppen, getting totAlly smAshed drunk?

MM: I was thinking I wouldn’t have to think about Pirika hating me more than the ashen quadrant stipulates and totally flipping her shit.

DB: A~ Dude, just go PALE AlreAdy, it wAs written in the fucking stArs, you Are the pApmAster and motorbrAin is your mAsterpiece. MAke with the pAcifying And you hAve problem solved.

MM: [I-can=!(do:that)]

MM: >>[at-all]

MM: [this is(the-last-time-I-will{warn-you-to:stop-suggesting-it})]

DB: A~ WHY though? Anyone with two gAnderbulbs could see she needs you more.

[mainframemastermind]

Once Pirika left, you sulked your way to the computing block and locked yourself inside. You can’t help the dread gnawing at you. It’ll only be a matter of time until one of you snaps and the cycle starts again. They’ve only gotten more and more recent, and Pirika’s recently increased proximity has helped none.

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[disastrousbroadcaster]

DB: A~ Dude, shut the fuck up and ~CHILL~. Hoppin’ up from A disastrous bender and breAthin down my neck like I dunno whAt I’m doin is the worst kind of uncool.

DB: A~ You Are so uncool the icecAps Are dropping 20-ton loAds A pop to the greAt glubbing depths.

DB: A~ Thanks Frobro, you’ve singlehAndedly given seAdwellers plAnetAry dominion.

MM: [are-you(so-blithely-unaware-as-to:the-severity-of-our-situation)]

DB: A~ I’m AwAre you’re gonnA bust a gAsket reAl quick here And thAt’s gonnA be so helpful for errybody, right?

MM: [oh>>no]

MM: [do=!you-dare-insinuate(that:I-need-to-calm-down)]

MM: [when-this-is(exactly-the-sort-of-thing-i-knew-would-happen)]

DB: A~ Oh, yeAh, go on, tell me how you knew exActly where a bunch of lunAtic murdercrAzy motherfuckers were gonnA wind up, whAt with your Amazingly AccurAte premonitory powers.

DB: A~ CAuse lAst I recAll this conversAtion hAppening, you sAid they were gonnA be feeding the pines before they got Anywhere neAr net Access.

MM: [goddamnit-DB]>>[I-do=!need(your-antagonizing-on:top-of-everyhing-else] [just-give(me:the-coordinates>>so-I-can{clean-up-this-mess})]

DB: A~ MAn, it sure is All pilin’ up on you ~speciAlly~. WAnnA give A list to the broski heAdin out to actually ~cleAn up this mess~ And toe it with the rude dudes while you plunk on your lettersquAres?

[disastrousbroadcaster]

-disastrousBroadcaster DB started trolling mainframeMastermind MM –

DB: A~ Ayooooo!

DB: A~ UpdAte: LocAtion still not determined for remAining highbloods. 

DB: A~ SeArch And destroy, y/y? >=D

MM: [make-it(quick-and-quiet)][and-avoid-putting-out(any-friends-for:the-rest-of-the-sweep)]

MM: [how-is-(the-reclamation-operation-going)]

DB: A~ Bluuuuuh. It took forever to find enough psi’s who weren’t AfrAid to touch it. It’s sAlty And frosty As All hell, All the equipment is Already wAterlogged And corroding. You still wAnt their commlink?

MM: [I’ll-see(if-I-can:clean-it-up)][Could-still-be(useful)]

DB: A~ WhAtever you sAy broski. How’s psi-chick? She looked A little shell-shocked to be cruisin’ the countercurrents. Got my doubts About your friends dude. =\

MM: [I-think-you-may-have(scarred-her-for:life)]

DB: A~ HAHAHAHAHA oh mAn I’m sorry. I cAn’t help it if messing with newbies is redic levels of lulz. XD

MM: [your-lulz-initiated(a-nervous-breakdown)>>and-nearly-had-her(break-up-with:me)]

MM: [try-to(tone-it:down-in-the-future)][and-maybe-give(the-impression-that:you-aren’t-a-psychopathic-renegade-academy-bomber)]

DB: A~ ... Oh. Shit. =(

DB: A~ Look, bro, I get it, but mAybe you need to think About whether she’s reAdy to join the Active front? If she flips her shit when someone doesn’t fit in the eyeseebox thAt gives me dAngerchills All over.

DB: A~ I gottA think About my fAns and she’s been wAcky from dAy zero from whAt I heAr.

MM: [\:<C]

DB: A~ Not thAt I blAme her but uh. YeAh. =T

MM: [your-concerns-have-been(considered)and(overruled)]

MM: [being-a-coadmin-does-not-give(you-carte-blanche-to:insult-my-auspictice)]

DB: A~ Hey dude it’s nothing personAl ok? I’m sure she’s A fine troll n’ All, she even helped thAt orAnge chick outtA the heAt bAck in port, but you gottA consider her constitutions.

MM: [orange-chick]

DB: A~ YeAh the one with the fuzzy jAcket n’ bitchin’ horns. Didn’t reAlly recognize her though. They went ridin’ off together in the millirover, she didn’t hop by your plAce? =S

MM: [no][this-is(all-news-to-me)]

DB: A~ ...

MM: [...]

DB: A~ ... Huh. ThAt’s weird. And psi-chick didn’t tell you?

- mainfraimeMastermind [MM] is an idle troll –

DB: A~ Yoooo not cool just bAilin’ on me bro >=(

DB: A~ Yooo

DB: A~ Frohar

DB: A~ Frobro

DB: A~ Frobro Bedude

- mainfraimeMastermind [MM] is online! –

MM: [sorry>>had-to-get(another-bottle-open)]

DB: A~ I will never get your hAbits dude. =S

DB: A~ How does thAt even work? 

MM: [it's(a-scientifically-proven-concept)>>you-can-write(much-better-code-when:a-specific-level-of-drunk>>than-sober)]

DB: A~ Oh reAlly?

MM: [you-need-to-finely-calibrate(the-process-for:it-to-work>>however)]

MM: [look-up(the-Balmer-Peak)]

DB: A~ Ok now I know you're shitting me. =P

DB: A~ So whAt's reAlly going on?

MM: [I-would-rahter-not-talk(about-it)]

DB: A~ WhAtever floAts your yAcht, dude. 

DB: A~ Just sAyin' you been looking under the weAther As of lAte, And I think I know why. =I

MM: [just-mind(your-own-business)>>ok]

DB: A~ Fine, fine. Just don't come crying to me when she finAlly blows up on your Ass. 

- mainframeMastermind [MM] stopped trolling disastrousBroadcaster [DB] - 

DB: A~ Whoops. I guess I must be more psychic thAn I thought. 

[disastrousbroadcaster]

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