Discard the NOT SHARK

"Heh, singin' machines..." He/they (Mild joke blog, mostly /srs)

[discardthedolphin]

”Ey, good job!”

Heeyyy, ya found my blog!!

As long as ya ain't, like, creepy or somethin', you can ask whatever, I dunno. Have fun!!

[Current banner by @krislgfox, @chewingonthebackroomswallpaper and @bri10nah666]

[discardthedolphin]

As a fellow glasses wearer myself, does it bother your face sometimes?

Sometimes, yeah... By that point I just go to my room an' take em off for a bit

[discardthedolphin]

Hey, Discard? I was kind of- (yawn) curious, about what kind of vision problem you have? I saw someone ask you something about…are you far sighted? That’s when you can’t see things closer to you. Or—well you know, a little blind maybe? It varies between people. Do-(yawn) you know why you got blind to begin with…?

@nimbusthesleepiest

Uuhh... ain't too sure. Think I'm near-sighted...? Can't see far away stuff that well, an' my right eye just doesn't work.

Kinda reminds me of Toph... she's neat, so that makes me feel a bit better about it...

[krislgfox]

Did a sorta collab with @chewingonthebackroomswallpaper and @bri10nah666 ehehehe

[krislgfox]

Heyyyyy, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but could u at least credit me or any of my friends??? Like, even if it's a just for shits n giggles collab, it's still a drawing that we three put our time to make, n it's lowkey rude that u didn't credit at least me, I don't even want to mention u not asking permission-

Again, I don't mean to be rude, I just want everything to be fair n all

[krislgfox]

Did a sorta collab with @chewingonthebackroomswallpaper and @bri10nah666 ehehehe

[discardthedolphin]

How blurry is your vision?

Enough to need glasses ...?

[discardthedolphin]

Hey..Discard? Has-anyone ever mistaken you, as a shark?

…you-(yawn) you are a dolphin, right?

@nimbusthesleepiest

Mmh... been mistaken for a shark a few times...? I don't mind it at this point, better than any other names I could be called

And yes, I am a dolphin

[discardthedolphin]

Whenever it becomes too much, please remember you are loved.

<3

[discardthedolphin]

You're apart of the Aromantic umbrella? (Or lik you're aroAce?)

‼(·'╻'·)꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ

How'd you find that out?

Yeaahhh, aroace 'brella. I figured it out 'cause I just... don't want any kinda relationship like that, if that makes sense...? I dunno if there's a specific label for it, so generally under that umbrella.

[discardthedolphin]

DISCARD TAKE A AM I GAY QUIZ

(Please, ill give you anything you want:])

Nah, I already know I'm not into any genders

[discardthedolphin]

Have you broken anything while playing a game before? Like Controllers, Keyboards, even Laptops maybe?

Accidentally threw a Wii remote at Chekhov's head once... he wasn't allat happy

But there's definitely been more than just that incident.

[discardthedolphin]

Hypothetically, Discard..

what if you ended up breaking somethingreallyreallyimportant to someone cool you know and you couldn’t, uh

fix it?

like it possibly burning to the point of smoke? Just asking hypothetically of course!

also you’re cool!!! Yeah that should have been the main point- you’re cool.

~🕯️

Copper. Copper, I'm assuming it's you lil buddy, but ya aren't in trouble, but go get a fire extinguisher or a towel to smother it before it becomes a fire... and be honest towards the owner of the item that's smokin'...

Tho if it's one'a my things, I on't mind. still, get a fire extinguisher, usually there's one in every other room

[discardthedolphin]

make a funny dolphin noise dolphin boy

Nuh-uh.

[discardthedolphin]

Have you eaten anything interesting lately? •>•

I have!! I got waffles an' whipped cream for breakfast :]

[discardthedolphin]

I tried to follow this blog a few days ago and my laptop just.... froze up

Am I cursed? No!!!!!!!!! I'm nice and pleasant I swear!!!

Heh?? Man, your laptop must have some kinda beef against me! That ain't cool, laptop, so not cool.

[discardthedolphin]

If you chug a monster will you explode

Probably not...??

[discardthedolphin]

whats some of your favorite games?

Subnautica Below Zero, any Lego game... Spiderman games too, obviously. Oooh, and rhythm games, duh

That's all I can think of right now, I 'unno