Why Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk?

•Avidly Ornery•

[meiodrame]

A Study In Drowning by Ava Reid

[macaulaytwins]

loving a book isn’t enough I need to merge with it on an atomic level

[natjennie]

no show will ever have what taskmaster has. to me. the absolute silliness. a competition show where everyone wins and everyone loses and everyone is having the time of their lives. bring in a flashlight from your kitchen as a prize. or bring in your whole oven. it's 5 points either way. you WILL build a fort out of cardboard and tape and you WILL care about it so much. the way every task is so harmless and fun and generally done with like. everyday household objects. it's just weird little challenges that no one in their right mind would ever do or be good at. but everyone wants to win so bad and they get mad when they only get 1 point. throw some ping pong balls at alex horne and maybe you'll feel better.

[taskmastersource]

TASKMASTER 16x01 • The Natural Friends

[nocontexttaskmaster]

[themushroomblues]

And, it goes without saying, my new best friend, the laminating queen, five fat points.

[gayvampyr]

maybe i’m just a commie but i think people shouldn’t be at risk of homelessness if they’re in between jobs

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[666coyotewoman666]

the extent to which anti-homeless measures make cities exponentially worse for everybody who lives in them for the single solitary purpose of enacting social cleansing. actively making urban life unbearable in unprecedented ways in the name of culling the poor. vile irredeemable society

[ballerinaproject]

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Bodysuit by Wolford

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

[frankensteins-revival]

The other half is crying

[speculativefictions-deactivated]

one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

[coldswarkids]

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

[dankmemeuniversity]

[reallyndacarter]

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

[idontknowwhatsgoingonhere]

wonder woman out here still saving lives

[muppetmagic]

WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE SCARED!

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Far-Right Activists are Planning an Anti-Sex-Ed Convoy Targeting Alberta Teachers’ Association Building

Alberta Teachers’ Association says it is ‘taking steps’ to protect staff

Alberta school teachers are being targeted by a planned convoy “parade” next week in the latest wave of far-right protests targeting schools and educators.

Leading the planned “one million march for children” event is Benita Pedersen, a familiar face among Alberta’s far-right and a key organizer for Take Back Alberta during this year’s provincial election.

“I’m one of the main coordinators,” Pedersen confirmed to PressProgress. “I am in partnership with individuals from the groups ‘Alberta 4 Liberty’ and ‘YEG United’.”

Pedersen says her “one million march for children” is protesting “sexual education,” claiming parents are unable to “opt-out” because she believes lessons about sex and gender are being taught in every single school subject.

Full article

Tagging: @politicsofcanada

[silver1012345]

You know when you read something that's just entirely misinformed you need to read five more times hoping some logic will jump out yet all you get is two minutes you'll never get back and lost brain cells?? This is it.

There are always fucking consent forms in Alberta in public schools for students to opt out with parents permission. It's called a consent form. Unless the system has completely changed, public school did this up to grade twelve regardless of the subject. Like... what??

Like god forbid your child learning about gender struggles, or how body changes are completely normal, and how to live instead of survive. Whatever will sensitive snowflakes do besides claim 'we care about the children' by going after the wrong fucking institutions everytime. Schools are not the enemy.

Maybe start holding the church accountable.

These people are not doing it for the children they're doing this so they can continue to control political narratives and instill fear. Teachers and students deserve better than whatever the fuckery this is.