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──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──── mid 20’s ୨୧ multifandom ୨୧ minors dni ♡ fics coming soon! ♡

[kingofthedaisies]

Happy pride to these freaks (Pt 2 [the revival])

[lovesawposting]

As of today you are legally obligated to start watching Saw

[polarity-disturbed]

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

[chapeldean]

GOD!!!! i love it when the angels are introduced in supernatural and in walks cas thee el and you’re like oh so that’s what angels are like and then it’s like no!!! that’s just what cas is like. he’s weird and gay and pretty much every other angel could pass as a human but this one will put a massive handprint on the guy he has a crush on and regularly get idioms wrong 

[chapeldean]

#he’s so fucking funny like lucifer who has been trapped in the pit since the beginning is like [star wars reference] [idiom] [joke] #and castiel is like “i don’t know who luke solo is and i don’t care <3”  @dragdean i love your tags 

[sheepstiel]

i think dean spits out watermelon seeds when he eats watermelon and cas eats the spat out watermelon seeds as a little snack.

[sheepstiel]

at first he does it sneakily but then dean notices and is like. dude i just gave you my gum to chew. i don't get it but you can have the watermelon seeds man. don't hold back on my account.

[cowboydeanwinchester]

pov i’m setting the stage markers for the three leads on the cw show supernatural

[verdant-leaf]

spn is so funny bc you’ll be watching the show and the fallen angel gets sent to heaven conversion therapy and lobotomized repeatedly to stop his feelings for one human being and then when he’s brainwashed and has said human beaten and bloody on his knees and they’re holding hands the human is begging not to live but for the angel to come back to him.

“I need you,” he says, and it gets through to the angel.

then the season gag reel comes out and the actors are fucking around and say “you’re my baby daddy” and “i love you too” and and trying to shove one guy’s face into the other’s crotch.

then the script for the episode makes the rounds and you find out the already devastating “i need you” was originally “i love you”

then you go to a convention and someone asks about chemistry between the characters and they call you a sick freak and put you in gay jail for having impure thoughts about the Very Heterosexual men on tv.

then years later they allegedly pay for research where they allegedly had people rate the gayness of this exact scene to get the public’s opinion on hypothetically making this relationship explicitly gay. Allegedly.

[ellies-enrichment]

joel + text posts

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL with Chris Evans and Dakota Johnson doing press for ‘Materialists’

[sjweminem]

never ever gotten over how hard strahm hated hoffman after spending like 17 seconds with him wherein he himself did 90% of the talking

[sjweminem]

later on hoffman (who has said 10 words to him) stops by to check in LITERALLY carrying a stuffed animal and 2 seconds in strahm says jesus christ this guy is RANCID

[sjweminem]

absolute stone cold malice

[delinquentkru]

i want the pitt to keep the one shift per season format for s2 but i also want to see the following and i don’t know how to reconcile the two:

collins finds a mouse in her apartment and venmo’s whitaker $25 to come do his thing

langdon being forced to sleep on mel’s couch because abby finally changed the locks on him (and good for her!). mel is Very Concerned about his back and kindly suggests they could just share her bed. langdon has to take a lap around the block

javadi has her 21st birthday party and all of the ED is invited other than robby (snitches get stitches as long as langdon’s not the wrongdoer, per santos). mckay can’t go to a bar because of her ankle monitor but still somehow gets roped into driving as many people home as they can shove into her car at the end of the night

whitaker casually walking down the street and getting splashed by a car hitting a very large puddle (santos is the driver ofc)

dana and her husband see doug driscoll at a starbucks and they tag team beating his ass in the parking lot

garcia promises to be divorced!langdon’s wing woman but they both just end up in tears by the end of the night because they’re so Down Bad for santos and mel

robby starts going to therapy AT LEAST two times a week (tbh he should be in-patient but i’ll allow this compromise) and can’t stop defensively asking the therapist “no are YOU okay??????”

collins and mel team up to investigate who keeps leaving the snack drawer open in the break room. mel very seriously tells langdon about their efforts to bring this criminal to justice and the drawer is coincidentally never left open again (this might actually be feasible. walk with me @ the pitt writers room)

mohan getting drinks with princess and perlah after their shifts end so they can catch her up on all the gossip since robby won’t let the girl breath

santos ends up on the evening news because she saved a guy’s life by doing some batshit medical procedure in a little italy. langdon calls in sick for three shifts in a row

everyone being very confused by mel having backstage passes to a kendrick lamar concert and thinking that she’s joking when she says they’re friends until langdon reveals he saw them talking on facetime once about one of kendrick’s kids having a sinus infection

[rylandgraces]

I love the little night shift freaks. Carries an unauthorized knife. Pulls up late to the shootout with an iced coffee. Asking to take Thanksgiving off while wheeling in dying patients. Roleplaying cowboys. Literally cursing the ER because SOMEONE can’t keep their freaking mouth shut. Talking about ultrasound pictures like it’s a pirate treasure hunt. Who let them out of their enclosures

[discolizardx]

the old man has charmed me

[bromple]

the pitt (mostly mel & langdon) + text posts

[discolizardx]

this show has infected my brain

[rodrickheffeley]

Dana should be allowed to throw hammers at them

[discolizardx]

one hammer throw per day for dana pls

[ellies-enrichment]

Tommy + text posts

[wulfhalls]

can't explain why but this shot made me crazier than all the rest combined. tbh