"Ozo is that you? LOL it must be!"

Lyrics from "touch tone telephone" by lemon demon

[disconnectedkid]

“If i died, you would cry, and i dont know why"

Welcome to my blog!

Please call me Roland <3

i use He/It/Ring pronouns!

I have a partner. my Vanity!! @th3lightyougaveme <3<3 I also have a few funky little creatures who I talk to/about a lot! @thewchr and @soul-the-gay I have (suspected) autism, diagnosed adhd, anxiety, and depression

No dni but I will block you if you make me uncomfortable, sorry!!

Requests are: closed!!

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@tv-t1m3

[PFP and bannder by @/shiftedrella !!]

^^^thisndrawing is the most important thing in my world rn. Putting it here as if i am putting it up on my fridge

[shencomix]

[disconnectedkid]

getting my YouTube and ao3 acc abilities restricted tmw!! Yay!!!

[iheartknightess]

horribly detailed fanart of spongebob and squidward holding a baby version of battat deltarune with a sentimental smile. I wont be drawing this but imagine. ok now imagine it with a dead pixel on the corner

[mag184]

what the hell is a deltarune

[beaft]

just had an extremely funny memory of being 9 years old and wondering if i was gay and then deciding i couldn't be because gay people were so rare that it was statistically improbable for me to be one

[beaft]

a while later i came to terms with it and instead of having a breakdown i just became insufferably smug about my perceived uniqueness. walking around like wow.... i must be the only gay person in this entire school, nay, this entire town

[beaft]

was trying to isolate the point at which i actually, verbally came out to my mother (not that i needed to, since she apparently had me pinned as a dyke from the age of 3), and i'm pretty certain it was at a Glee Live concert when i was 12, because i have a dim recollection of turning to her and asking "what would you say if i told you i was a lesbian?" and her replying "i'd tell you to shut up because the concert is about to start"

[hatchan]

#my dad on the other hand i literally forgot to come out to#i came home in tears after getting broken up with and he said 'what's the matter?' and i was like (snottily) My Girlfriend Dumped Me#there was a pause while he processed a lot of things very fast#and the part of my mind that wasn’t howling in adolescent grief was like ah shit. we didn't tell him did we#and to give him grace he didn't make a big thing out of it and was just like (very awkwardly) 'ah well.. plenty of fish in the sea'

please these tags are so funny

[prokopetz]

Structurally, Heathcliff in its present form is just shitty referential meme humour where 90% of the time the punchline is "laugh because you recognise this reference", except the memes it's referencing exist only in the author's head, which explains basically everything about why Tumblr is into it.

[dravidious]

[prokopetz]

#I’m sure heathcliff is exceptionally funny to the guy writing heathcliff (via @brawnie)

[gerogerigaogaigar]

If you read Heathcliff long enough you start to think you understand the joke because you recognize the self referential stuff. But the stuff it refers to isn't a joke either. So you have to decipher what the joke probably is and then you can try to figure out why the joke is. But there is never any context it's just a fish saying bro. You trace back the bro fish and it starts with a strip that is captioned "he's friends with the dude fish" or some such thing and that's it! The joke refers to a joke that refers to nothing! It's maddening! Heathcliff feels algorithmically generated but every strip is deliberately made by human hands. It forces me to mentally reboot whenever my brain has to start processing it cause I have to go into Heathcliff mode. It's a bad comic. I really like it.

[echo-from-a-flower]

I just had the horrible (hilarious) mental image of Berdly dragging Susie to the hospital on the weird route but he’s huffing and puffing and it takes him forever ‘cause he’s got weak nerd arms

YES (og weird route comic here)

But also I'm like 86% sure he's an eagle scout so he'd like put her on a blanket and pull

[britain-offical]

"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

[the-ghost-fragments]

@disconnectedkid <3 :))

[disconnectedkid]

I DO THIS!!!

[nemurian]

[mrtennano1fan]

hi battat :3c

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[mrtennano1fan]

hey j have a theory on mike idk if anyones said this but like

what if you’re not supposed to see mike? yknow like a boom mic with the whole ‘out of sight out of mind’ thing. not supposed to see them on tv and stuff what if he’s like that

I hadn't considered this, I'll definitely be writing this down as a potential explanation. This is interesting and plausible idea. Thank you for the theory

[sealiooo]

Some spooky month villains

Original under the cut :))

I WILL be drawing Dexter again 😈

[squalchinglobotomy]

I never posted this here I’m stupid

MOTHERS SAY POST IF IT MADE SENSE!!!!! Kinda.. the morgue kept Dexters body hostage 😭

[insaneslimepussy]

i think one of the most embarrassing things about really liking / needing touch even nonsexually is the way "i want you to touch me" is perceived as a purely sexual thing. like we can just touch our legs together as friends it's okay. please

[insaneslimepussy]

can we normalise platonic hand holding it makes me feel very safe

[insaneslimepussy]

also the fact this isn't even something i can handle with everyone like with a lot of people if they touch me it makes me really freaked out so if i actually like being touched by someone it's like. can we do this a lot please

[directdogman]

Hey hound man! I was wondering, what would happen if Jack smooched any of his phone-headed employees?

no idea how harry’d take it. jake’d freak out and wipe his head while yelling, roger’d definitely blush and get all bashful

[maikolwaves]

Mini Bob plusby !!!!!! ( from Pelos stream ) <3