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allisonexplainsitall

The Office is over but it’s not REALLY over.

4rtmusic

smtskulltrumpeter-blog

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

sixpenceee

‘who cares we’re mad cute’

funniest-stuff

mielparaoshun

I wish this was longer

baetology

Describe your perfect date in detail.

sonypraystation

ideal date: it happens

bibliotechno

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

lilgivenchyprincess

pr1nceshawn

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.

d4r1a

i dont usually quote paris hilton, but she did once say, “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again” and this advice has never failed me

princesconsuela

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

msjessicaday

jeanqrey

dailyscranton

Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day, so Dwight took the lead on that, and introduced us to a very close friend of his, named Recyclops. The next year, he really stepped things up. A year after that, Recyclops really began to take shape. Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing, I can’t remember. I think this was also the year that he renounced the Earth Day and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved.

catsbeaversandducks

tim-lucy

you’ve got something good here. with her.

biblionerd07

The most relatable thing on The Office is when Toby jumps a fence and moves to a different country because he embarrassed himself with Pam in front of everyone.