i hate when i say something stupid and people are like what do you mean. if you know you know
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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occasionally subtle
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@dismalspecter
i hate when i say something stupid and people are like what do you mean. if you know you know
i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things
Karl Marx
i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole
bi girl: I’m bi
some people: so like, you’re straight and you’re experimenting, right? bisexuality isn’t a real thing
lesbian: I’m a lesbian
same people: but are you sure you’re not bisexual? you’re not even a little attracted to men?
my brain, refusing to focus: hm… this paragraph… i do not vibe with it
me, crying: please… please just fucking process the words on the paper
my brain, acting like a dramatic bitch: it’s vibes are wrong. i cannot read it.
April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear.
This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger disassociation. You are safe here.
IN THIS HOUSE
WE LOVE AND RESPECT
TOM NOOK
He’s also not a landlord in the traditional sense; He doesn’t buy already established properties.
He builds them.
Tom Nook isn’t a landlord, he’s a housing provider who sells you homes at cost with zero interest loans and no down payment.
“me and my dog are the stupidest b*tches around”
I love this duo
@bird-pun
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
anyone want suckies?
Moo gurt suckies anyone? anyone up for a but of a mooGurt Suckle
thinkin about my (openly gay) lit professor today saying, “one of my favorite historical anecdotes is the time that Oscar Wilde was in America, at the same time that Walt Whitman was active and writing poems about sticking his tongue down other men’s shirts, and Wilde went to Whitman’s house exactly one time and spent several hours there, and ever since all these historians have been like ‘what could they have been doing???? it’s such a shame we’ll never know...’ and I just.... we know. the only question now is who was the top.”
Whitman. No person that writes 'Love is a sacrament best taken kneeling' is a top. (Looking at you Wilde)
im really about to act up.
These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public
another day of not being the ancient goddess I deserve to be
Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s
They did the same with the Brown M&M
Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.
Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever
Wait if round means no nuts what about red
he’s obviously a transman you complete and utter buffoon.