The GREAT DisneyPhantomlover!

Or just feel free to call me Soleria. Or DPL. Or just Sol. You can ask me anything or just yell in my inbox, I don't mind. ^^ Married // Gemini // RPer // Artist // Writer // Countess of Angst // Cat lover Enjoy!

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[dearparentheses]

Tokuhiro Kawai

[pride-knightess]

I like that the composition of this piece implies every cat is a Saint by giving them each a Glory.

[starghosts]

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

I love how Leverage went

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.

[formeganpage]

LOL [source]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

From the thumbnnail I thought that it was just a jacket thrown over a box that the kitty had made himself comfortable on. I was NOT expecting the tiny little defeated voice to emerge.

[mrcloudyfun]

The slight hand raised in surrender at the end

[diamonds-at-y11]

Iron Lung is truly The Movie ever. It's completely independently made. It was the three time #1 movie in America. To cut costs for its vfx Markiplier built a render farm in his bathroom using parts he got off eBay. It used 80,000 gallons of fake blood. Jacksepticeye gets blasted with a cancer ray. This movie is about the indomitable human capacity for HOPE. It sent Mark to the hospital (again)(on his birthday) because he got expired, make-up dissolving blood in his eyes. It shows you a man you know so surely is doomed from the very start and yet hope so desperately will survive til the very end. I once saw this man drink his own piss from a brita filter on a channel that no longer exists. This movie has made more than 12 times its own budget of 3-4 million. The creative producer had to plead with said man to not pee in their brita filter (and eventually failed). This movie asks us at what point does the punishment not fit the crime. Could anyone deserve this, no matter the blood on their hands? Was there even a crime? Aren't we all guilty anyways? Mark was "assured there was a purpose" to the shirtless harness scene. This movie is one of the best examples of genuine human passion I have ever seen. The crew started drawing their own silly Mark variants using his makeup template and hung them all up on the wall. This is THE MOVIE ever. Seethe Hollywood.

[totallynot-ivyx]

Pics from TADC ep 8 trailer:

[disneyphantomlover]

After the Big Shot Era

Ricoure has had to compartmentalize what happened with his little brother. He's bitter and smokes more than before, which means he doesn't sing as much anymore.

It took Halred years to realize it was his own insecurity that drove a wedge between him and Spamton. But he can't fix it. He barely takes pictures anymore.

Germenses was jealous of her big brother once he made it big. Not for the fame necessarily, but he had articulated hands and could work on cars better. She tried to cut her mittens to make her own, but.... It didn't work. Spamton came back just to sew her hands up. She's forever grateful, but now she can't look at her hands without thinking of her brother. All the good, and all the bad.

[greykolla-art]

Okay enough fluff, BACK TO SUFFERING.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[d1sapp01ntm3nt]

picking up my favorite characters like this and carrying them around with me

[puddingandp1]

abandonware.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[lynaskie]

Anger Management for Dummies, Lesson 1: Failed.

[fallout-lou-begas]

life has imitated art

[ieee-official]

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

[yoneda-emma]

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

[maladaptations]

[softlyfiercely]

My boyfriend glanced at my phone from like five feet away and went “oh you looking at the standard model” like SIR why can you recognize this equation by shape