Dispatches from the Internet

Posts the whole family can enjoy, provided nobody minds a lot of swears. And recaps of terrible books. You know what maybe this isn't really a great place for the whole family. Maybe go to Chuck E Cheese instead.

[falafelka]

I was inspired by this fanfic. Give me more crossovers with my fav games 🥰

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[infinitebrians]

WHAT UP FREEZARD

[infinitebrians]

too erotic for tumblr

[jeffgerstmann]

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[bransonreese]

[jeffgerstmann]

thinking about that ocala high life with ocala jai alai

[effen-draws]

A small comic about Palestine I created to appeal to more passive family and friends

Anyways if you have the money I urge you to donate to Ibraheem Hadi, a Palestinian who contacted me and whom I promised to highlight in relation to this comic:

Donate to Help me and my family to evacuate from Gaza, organized by Devlin Downs

Title: "Urgent Relief: Support Ibrahim's Family in Gaza Amidst Devastation" … Devlin Downs needs your support for Help me and my family to

Otherwise there is always a need for eSims to keep Gazans connected

[b0tster]

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🏎️Zoom through gothic city streets in this combat kart racer!

💉Full campaign mode complete w boss fights! 🕵️21 Racers! 🏍️13 Karts! 🏁15 Tracks! ⚔️Split Screen Multiplayer!

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[jeffgerstmann]

In House Party, Kid raps that the sign on his ass says Do Not Enter. What does the sign on your ass say?

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[medakakurokami]

one thing i've always understood as Akira Toriyama's influence on manga, even if just assumption on my part, was how his cartooning came to bear when he started writing pure action manga. when I think of his contemporaries I think of overblown special moves like Saint Seiya or the gory fist clusters of FotNS

to me it seemed what Toriyama brought to the table was the satisfaction of clarity in martial arts

when you read his fight scenes, which may have become notorious when animated for dragging on, there's no question about what's happening in the action

a clear kick to the jaw

a clean line of action on Yajirobe's slice

I first noticed this clarity pretty quickly early on in the General Tao fights during the red ribbon arc, where entire fight scenes playing out with these clear motions on the pages

Even as it got more detailed later on, the clarity stayed

clear hits on clear fight scenes

and dirtier but still completely legible lines of action

And when he started introducing the big over the top special moves we got the same thing quite often in DB: that simple visual clarity amplifying the excitement

i'm not super coherent on it right now, i'm not the biggest shonen action fan all the time and maybe Toriyama didn't introduce the world to visually clear and interesting fights in manga.

but when I see any action manga showing off clean fight choreography or sick ass lazer beams that show off clear shockwaves of destruction, i'll always be thinking of the GOAT

RIP Akira Toriyama

[thetoxiczombie]

This panic happens like every few months.

[dispatchesfromtheinternet]

tumblr has died and continues to die and I will frolic in its corpse until it fully decays and returns to the dust and when that happens I will snort the dust and tumblr will live within me forever.

[freakxwannaxbe]

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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[lovingempress]

*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

[shieldmaiden19]

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

[severalowls]

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.

[gothiccharmschool]

VAMPIRE PUMPKINS VAMPIRE PUMPKINS VAMPIRE PUMPKINS

[dispatchesfromtheinternet]

Vampire Pumpkins might be the best thing I have learned about in a while

[jtrofe]

Koko emerging from his inkwell to shame mankind

[dispatchesfromtheinternet]

This whips

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908

[ramshacklefey]

Reblog if you too are a real amiable sort of freak with a very wide smile, just keeping pace.

[claudetc]

The complete and ESSENTIAL 2 Fast 2 Furious Recap comic

[dispatchesfromtheinternet]

When I say this is the best way to experience 2 Fast 2 Furious, I need you to know I am absolutely fucking serious, and this is coming from someone who has a soft spot for the film 2 Fast 2 Furious for reasons that I do not fully understand (it is Roman constantly saying “breh” and “hongry,” those are the reasons)

[csarracenian]

Oh shit its the anniversary of Dirty Pair I better do my part

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sarracenian

Ko-fi (Commission info): https://ko-fi.com/sarracenian

[dispatchesfromtheinternet]

You should all go watch Dirty Pair