[shinraapologist]

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i missed making audio shitposts so im back at it

[a-trans-comic-by-me]

“Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” – Mary Elizabeth Frye

Happy Pride 2019!

[flowersfrombefore]

Hot take but girls who have a yellow aesthetic and play ukulele, keep succulents in their room and talk about saving the bees aren’t “cringy” They’re just happy or trying to be happy. You guys are just assholes.  

[emmatheward]

- How to Dragon Your Train

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[queenflorence]

sometimes i think about the crew on starfleet ships that aren’t involved in the missions and how absolutely bananas shit must appear to them when they find out a couple of days later what’s been going on

starfleet janitor: we did what now

[captaincrusher]

They are probably quite jaded though.

Starfleet crewman #1: So Riker was sucked into another dimension as he slept and his arm was severed…

Starfleet crewman #2: Right. Pass me the hot-sauce? 

[bongism]

i… fucking… love…. wamen

[bongism]

i love how i just made this post in a fleeting moment of lesbianism and all the wlws started reblogging it. THATS gay culture baby

[bongism]

me: love wamen

every wlw on this website:

oh FUCK

[santas-clauze]

ill never forget how funny this is

[geyashvecova]

Design graphics Geya Shvecova (NEBULA_RAINBOW_160319)

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[justatiredlesbian]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SUPPORT YOUR SISTERS NOT JUST YOUR CIS-TERS

[drfitzmonster]

BY BREAKING TRANSMISOGYNIST’S FINGERS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

TO TEACH THEM A LESSON

[lifeofbran-deactivated20240416]

Still mad as hell that Netflix spent $100M to keep Friends but ended this show

[anxietyproblem]

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

And now, we wait

[littlemisslez]

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

[kingjaffejoffer]

She looks like she’s completely over it now but she knows she needs to feed the culture

[devoid-of-everything]

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

[c3rvida3]

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

[c3rvida3]

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

[c3rvida3]

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

[sqooops]

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