queen shit

[gay etc]

[reticent-vampire]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND The Vampire Lestat 3.07

[reputayswift]

love the journey he goes on here

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[winnie-wine]

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[platoapproved]

By the time we left Italy I was playing dangerous little games with mortals. I’d see a man, or a woman—a human being who looked perfect to me spiritually—and I would follow the human about. Maybe for a week I’d do this, then a month, sometimes even longer than that. I’d fall in love with the being. I’d imagine friendship, conversation, intimacy that we could never have. In some magical and imaginary moment I would say: “But you see what I am,” and this human being, in supreme spiritual understanding, would say: “Yes, I see. I understand.”

— THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | Part VI - Chapter 2

[that-rambling-jem]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" y'all need to talk to an aromantic person. They will make anything platonic.

[muireana]

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E04

[the-punforgiven]

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

[the-punforgiven]

ohhh fuck yeah, you understand

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[dailycatsblog]

[jorality]

@spaceshipsandpurpledrank

[thebreakfastgenie]

Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger

[yearofdoodles]

The reveal that secunit is writing its bitchy little diaries in real time while hanging out in three's consciousness was so funny to me 📝

[hagnanimous]

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

[lowerroad]

it's a good thing mensah is already married with kids by the start of all systems red because can you imagine trying to make a new longterm relationship work when you have to explain to potential partners that murderbot will be there. no not romantically or sexually. but it is there.

[starrlikesbooks]

Happy release day to my favorite book of 2026 so far!

All Hail Chaos is the secind book of the Time of Iron series, an isekai following a cheerleader turned cancer patient turned fantasy villainess who doesn't quite remember how this book actually goes. The first book, Long Live Evil, introduced me to one of my all time favorite characters- Key of the Cauldron! And oh boy, do we get to see a lot of Key in this one....

This series is for people who enjoy chaos, silliness (memes!), characters that have no right to be as layered and sympathetic as they are, satire of fantasy and romantasy tropes, villains and morally gray characters, and, of course, toxic yuri (toxic everything, honestly)

[sarahreesbrennan]

very proud to bring you toxic everything

[meganwhalenturner]

Woo hoo!

[dancinglesbean]

me for the rest of my life