✧ bee boy ✧

✧ drew (or bee)✧ he/him ✧ professional idiot ✧

[displeasiing]

omg this still exists bro its like I'm sending u an email instead of a text wild

chris i love and miss u i cannot believe im just seeing this

[displeasiing]

yo is sugar your cat? because she looks exactly fucking like my friends cat nora

yeah she was mine. a lot of poeple said she looked like theirs but she was def mine. she died doe

[unflatteringcatselfies]

hi this is sugar and she absolutely hates me-

[displeasiing]

sharing this again because unfortunately i had to put sugar down a few months ago but her legacy lives on

[unflatteringcatselfies]

hi this is sugar and she absolutely hates me-

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[ruthion]

:3

[duck-duck-queer]

Guys.

Guess what?

It’s officially…

HALLOWEEN!!!!

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[prettyandmean]

I hope he let him him eat it up! He deserved it. I wanna take my puppy to a baseball game now

[nemfrog]

A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size.  Using Modern Science. 1951. 

[glumshoe]

Thanks! I hate it.

[crtter]

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[lopmon]

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[tomaturtles]

I can’t believe i’m getting called out by a bot

[tomaturtles]

Update: i’m calling the police

[disc80s]

kitten needs constant attention

[sushinfood]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[eroscestlavie]

it’s like that sometimes 

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

[unclefather]

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[agustdsbaby]

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo