I Never Come Here Anymore

Neither should you.

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Today some pretty heavy mathematics got thrown around, but Kevin and I figured out how F(un) = infinite monopoly. We also figured out how Rachel thought monopoly isn’t fun, an easy error for somebody of a lesser mathematical knowledge.

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math.

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Look, I've been on tumblr forever.

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My tumblr turned 2 on the 7th apparently

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Breaking Bad Summary

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On Long Island we don’t say “I love you” we say “Bagels pizza pizza law guyland hamptons” which basically translates to “Lindsay Lohan is from here, but we don’t talk about that.” Tragically beautiful. 

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oh this is lovely

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Poorly Drawn Lines drawn by Reza Farazmand [website | tumblr | twitter]

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How’s that for a slice of fried gold?

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Holy shit I can’t get over how clever this movie is.

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ARE YOUMKIDDING ME

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FUCK.

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THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

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I'm never going to have to go to my History of Rock class ever again. This is literally what I'm learning.

[asschabs]

here lies thane krios: his dick was too bomb

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[ghostgloss]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

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if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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3x21 // 4x02

[theonion]

Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency: Full Report

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