Let Stories Happen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[books-read-in-nooks]

A single man in possession of a good fortune: “I’m in want of a wife.”

Mrs Bennet:

[gif87a-com]

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

[squishymamasboy]

#and you have to remember how many names are most likely missing#from rushed trains and burned lists#from rushed transports and people who died on the death marchs#what about the names from people who died after their liberation#and then…#this is only Auschwitz#this was the biggest camp yes#but just one of many#and then remember sobibor and belsec#and try not to feel sick

[stokerbramwell]

This is why we punch Nazis. This is why this vile ideology must be stamped out viciously every time it tries to come out of its hole.

Never. Again.

[carriefisherarchive]

By Terry O’Neill

[biblicalhorror]

[pounds on table] niche meme niche meme niche meme

[mjalti]

every time i massage moisturizer onto my face i feel kin with those evil witches in stories obsessed with youth and beauty….they did nothing wrong, ever,

[arterialtrees]

[imaginedsoldier]

Y’all really interpreted “no one is entitled to your presence or your time” to mean “treat the people around you like video game NPCs and explain nothing.”

Y’all keep doing this thing where you push good advice to a place where it becomes mean and devoid of empathy; there is really a difference between self-care and total self-interest.

[shakespearesiphone]

Shakespeare plays as screencaps from The Good Place

As You Like It

Comedy of Errors

Cymbeline

Hamlet

Julius Caesar

King Lear

Macbeth

Measure for Measure

The Merchant of Venice

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Much Ado About Nothing

Othello

Pericles

Richard II

Richard III

Romeo and Juliet

The Taming of the Shrew

The Tempest

Troilus and Cressida

Twelfth Night

The Winter’s Tale

[art-nimals]

Måns Swanberg, Cats

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Rey and kylo are like. Theyre like. Okay now this post is going to be for my fellow nerd lesbians but like. Have you ever been into like a niche nerdy thing like an anime or videogame or some shit and the only other person who likes it in your school or whatever is this weirdo angry greaseboy?? And you can like kind of get along JUST talking about The Thing and like if you have a conversation about literally anything else you cant stand it cuz hes just that bad. and he takes the fact that you also know what anime is as a sign that youre into him??? Thats kylo ren to me

[glittermobboss]

[frottinq]

I literally wish being a conservative was as stigmatized as conservatives think it is

[widdleton]

I was gonna reblog but op ur url is shit

[frottinq]

Not as shit as your choice in hills to die on

[i-smell-ice-cream]

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

[nellygwyn]

The only reason we know about the 14th/15th century mystic, Margery Kempe, is because the book she dictated about her life and visions was re-discovered accidentally in the 1930s, when guests at a country house were looking in the cupboards for spare ping pong balls.

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[storiesofmagic]

The Algerian court when they hear Meursault’s defense against his murder charge