Ange

undercover member of the yakuza

[thesexypanda-boo]

okay let's settle this like adults. *starts crying in front of you*

[greyduckgreygoose]

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

[mierac]

I desperately need to go to the seaside for 6 months for my health.

[driflloon]

xie chaoyu for wallpaper magazine cn april 2019

[slopaganda]

the key to being a hater and not have it be corrosive to your spirit is that you gotta balance it out by openly loving things too. trashing shit is only respectable if you’re also capable of joy and not just oozing negativity 24/7. also when you’re being positive you’re not allowed to do it with ironic detachment. all sincerity all the time babey

[exitwound]

we need another one of those words like Exactly and Literally. who is gonna get on that

[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

[transformativejourney]

I wanna travel and fuck you in every city we go to

[boymiffy]

this is so embarrassing. i want to love & be loved & drink really nice tea & eat really nice pasta & not feel like the loneliness is a part of me anymore. i want a herb garden

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[blkbutterfly816]

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

[candiikismet]

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

[drinkpisspissblood]

Not to be boring and ruin the fun but there’s like 5 different types of martial arts in the olympics………

[shisasan]

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ruinedchildhood]

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[eroscestlavie]

tom hiddleston crisp embarssment

[eroscestlavie]

BRUTAL assessment from the press

[suigintou]

[monkeysky]

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

[literally-jasmine]

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I was skeptical, but it seems that the story is true the way it’s framed. The painting was mistaken for a 19th century painting. Turns out it’s 16th century instead and the 19th century artist added on a whole piece of canvas (that ugly sky above her) to make it into a square rather than a rectangle, and obviously saw fit to make her smile while he was at it. Meaning yes, you can blame the Victorians for this one.

You’ll note the more vibrant colors, the more neutral expression common of this style and era (because who wants to hold a smile for hours of posing?), and the lack of potatoes and tomatoes as neither would have been in market at the time. The painting itself was low priority for its amount of damage and anonymous artist and might have never been restored if not for COVID, but now it’ll be on display, truer to its original form, and they think they’ve narrowed down who painted it.

[portia-dev-journal]

Guess that Fallacy!

Round 1 

 “My god. I hate drugs. And I have to kill people because I hate drugs.” - President Duterte

Round 2

Me: Ma, masakit ulo ko. My mom: Kakakompyuter mo yan!

Round 3

Literally no one: Zuko: It’s either I find the Avatar or live out the rest of my days without honor!!!

Round 4

“In the Bible, a verse from Ephesians 5:22-24 states: “Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord.” Therefore wives must always follow their husband’s orders.”

Round 5

“President Duterte said we have successfully flattened the curve of COVID-19 cases in the Philippines. The government must be doing a good job with their military approach to the health crisis :) This is why we should never question the government. Makinig nalang kayo.”

[disstorted]

4. Appeal to Authority? This gives me chills.

5. Appeal to Ignorance for sure! Wag na kasi puro reklamo, kawawa naman si Tatay Digong. Charot!

[eljaygoesdevcomm]

Make them Guess That Fallacy!

Oh man, here we go again! 

1. I swear, once you legalize same-sex marriage in the Philippines, people will start burning their Bibles and putting up Satanic Churches.

2. Either we allow China to establish military bases on our islands, or they themselves will go to war with us.

3. My friends keep telling me it’s bad to stay up all night but they’re the ones I always see online at 4 in the morning.

4. Most people aren’t really talking about how Australians have constantly mistreated their indigenous people so it shouldn’t really be that big of a deal.

5. You’re such a scaredy-cat, no wonder you can’t get yourself to lead the group.

[disstorted]

1. Slippery Slope!

2. False Dilemma!

3. Tu Quoque!

4. Appeal to Ignorance!

5. Ad Hominem!