hello?

[the-memedaddy]

[n3bbys]

Yummy yummy

[rheaseahorn]

absolutely obsessed with the romanticism of having a locket with a picture of your beloved tucked inside

[dreamie]

i just want to draw tiny hearts everywhere because im full of love and the world is cruel

[popculturediedin2009]

victoria beckham at the dmv was a classic reality tv moment

[leastudys]

you still have a lot of time to do what you want. there is no need to panic. you will get there - one day at a time. 

[melancholymango]

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

[moonbeamsuggest]

wanna call u dumb pet names and see you smile

[unclefather]

[sailormoonemoji]

Me: is the bees knees You: cockroaches ankles

[thebootydiaries]

me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!

friend: cool

me: if you wanted me dead why didn't you say so earlier

[cowboysuggest]

big ol butt. cowboy slut. looking at spurs, makes me nut. leather boots, assless chaps. give my big, butt a slap. and now you know, the cowboy rap.

in cowboy town we say this instead of the pledge of allegiance

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[valtsv]

[grapeless-seeds]

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[trapcard]

shoplifting tumblr: okay so i stole $4,000 worth of stuff today

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