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ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA ➜ A fine weapon that should have been soaked in blood, not laid aside.
June Prompts 🌼 Randivor Stewards of Fox Hollow
Day 13 Pride - Read on Ao3
Jet lag, giant chairs, suspicious chickens, and one very determined toddler make for an eventful morning at Fox Hollow. Yet amid the chaos, Eilif discovers something unexpected: a sister who is no longer merely surviving, but flourishing. The realization leaves her with only one question… how difficult would it be to convince a doctor to move to Ireland?
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June Prompts 🌼 Randivor Stewards of Fox Hollow
Day 12 Night Walks Read on A03
On a sleepless autumn night, Eivor finds herself wandering beneath moonlit mist, thinking of the people she misses and the life she left behind. Between texts from her twin, memories of family, and the quiet companionship of a very determined wolfhound, she is reminded that home is not always a place. Sometimes it is people.
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June Prompts 🌼 Randivor Stewards of Fox Hollow
Day 9 The grey heron FESTIVAL Ao3
Patrick had been enjoying the afternoon, lifting, holding, stabilizing, and watching Eivor deep in her element.
“This is going to be so beautiful when we are done!” She beamed, no glowed. Absolutely glowed with joy as she laid another beam. “Are you sure we shouldn't be building this on the tree?”
“It’s raining out Eivor.” Her need to get started right away was her usual norm, but she generally had a bit more caution when it came to the rain.
“Tis only a little rain.” She laughed.
Patrick smiled.
Eivor was picking up small things from the people of Laragh.
The big things— well those were all Eivor.
The way she threw herself into a project.
The way she found joy in working with her hands.
The way she expressed her affection through projects…
Patrick honestly loved it.
“EIVOR! ARE YE IN H—ere. Oh, There ye are.” Claire. She paused at the door of the open barn and blinked at the two of them.
Well the two of them working on the project… and the four sheep bleating happily in their stall, nice and dry because dry meant a lot to Eivor. It was what she would have wanted if it were her.
"You're joking me."
Eivor paused with her nail gun, sat it down and pushed her safety glasses up.
“Claire. Hi!”
"What in the name of the Fae Folk are ya doin', Eivor?"
Eivor looked at her bird mansion and smiled, making a soft amused noise. She touched it with the affection she felt for the creature she was building it for.
“Patrick?” “Aye?” He looked across the bird house to Claire, and Edeet who came in behind her. “Heavens.” Edeet stopped behind Claire a hand to her mouth. Eyes sparkling.
Patrick chuffed. Yeah of course Edeet saw it.
“Eivor. Is this for your bird?” Claire who had yet to see the creature in question stopped by the project, her hand reaching out to touch the hand carved wooden perch.
“Yeah.” Eivor was positively pink.
“Tis rainin outside.” Patrick offered.
Edeet laughed.
“Oh aye. It is.” She stepped in and pulled with her a chair.
Patrick blinked as Edeet sat up the camp chair and settled into it.
“Here is fine my little one.” Edeet said by the door.
Claire took a breath and then handed what she was carrying to her gran. “I will be back with the table.” “Table?” Both Patrick and Eivor inquired.
“Aye. Gran thought the two of you would need some feedin after the festival. We brought left overs.”
“I like left overs.” Patrick looked to Eivor. “Is it sturdy enough to let go?” Eivor did some checking. Her hands gentle on the wood.
He smiled as she nodded. “I will help ye.” Patrick shuffled out with claire.
The two of them quiet all the way out to the car.
The gentle persistent rain falling like a blanket over county Wicklow.
When she reached the car he was handed the folding table, and a jug of sun brewed tea.
Two grocery sacks, and another chair. “You got it?”
“Aye.” He nodded. She shut the trunk and let out a sigh. “Patrick?”
He paused there beside her in the whispering rain.
“Aye?”
“Does she know?”
His eyes drifted back to the barn where they left Eivor and Edeet.
He tilted his head thinking.
“Not so much. No.”
Claire blushed as she moved to the back seat and pulled out a cake carrier.
“So you are sayin she is wooing a Fae noble with infrastructure?”
Patrick snickered.
“Aye.”
Claire sighed heavily and gave him a look.
“I suppose that means there is aught to do, but help.”
His face softened and after a pause he nodded. “It is more fun than I expected.” His words gentle.
Claire laughed.
“Of course it is.” She shook her head as they headed back to the barn.
"Never did I think I'd become the wingman of a hardware shieldmaiden."
Patrick laughed softly.
“I can’t wait until she sees it.”
Claire stopped and looked at him shocked.
“She doesnea know?”
“Well.” He nodded to the distance where a tall willowy shape perched on a fence post looking a little more wet for wear.
“Heavens.”
Claire gestured to the bird and hollered.
“Are ye daft! Come in outta the rain!”
The bird shook itself and began preening.
Claire laughed.
“She really is terrible at being a bird.”
“It’s more fun not to say.” Patrick’s voice softer with a conspiratorial tone.
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June Prompts 🌼 Randivor Stewards of Fox Hollow
Day 6 Tattoo
As far as ancient community celebrations go, Bealtaine wasn’t so bad. Eivor found herself lumped into a tug of war with her giant ogre Patrick. The two of them on the one side, and twenty townsfolk on the other. Edeet stood at the center, her hand on the swinging red flag. “Ready?” Eivor and Patrick nodded. Edeet looked to the 20.
“Ready?”
All. “AYE!” There was giggles and laughter.
Edeet dropped her hand. “BEGIN!
Edeet was watching the twenty and Eivor struggle, feet kicking up dirt and grass, and slipping with no traction, and then Patrick. Who stood there a hand on the rope. Eivor grunted teeth bared. Edeet put a hand over her mouth as she watched. “Gran, I’m sorry I’m late. I—”
Edeet looked up to her granddaughter who was watching the Mad craic with sudden fascination. Or rather, the retired soldier come farmer who was putting her strength against the twenty. Edeet was instantly delighted, as lesbian things were suddenly happening! “Gran?” “YEs dear?” She watched the way her little one watched the futile struggle. “PATRICK!” Eivor grunted as she leaned hard into the pull. “Aye?” He asked from behind her. “Are you trying?!” She slipped an inch closer to the line. “... no.” Eivor laughed. “Who’s the giant?” Claire sat her casserole down on the table, to stand with rapt attention as the two sides did their best to defeat the other. “COME ON PATRICK!” “Come where?” “Thats Patrick.” Edeet knew Claire was not at all interested in the ten foot man holding the end of the rope like a mountain. But rather the woman who was pulling with all her might against the twenty and slowly losing because her giant was not pulling. “He is an ogre.” Edeet informed, not giving Claire what she was really fishing for. “PATRICK YOU HAVE TO PULL!” “COME ON LADS! WE ALMOST GOT THEM!” “I could hurt them Eivor.” Edeet flushed as Patrick revealed what her granddaughter was most interested in. “Patrick the ogre.” Claire said her eyes never leave Eivor, Laragh’s very own Hardware Lesbian.
Eivor had come in a lovely fresh v neck tee the color of her eyes, and a crisp clean pair of cargo shorts.
Edeet had been beside herself when she saw them get out of the truck together. Patrick was in a shiny new pair of overalls, with hand forged buttons and bare feet. The truck groaned as he hopped out of the back, and hung back behind Eivor like she was his knight in shining armor. She introduced him to village folk who paused to look up at him.
“This is Patrick.” Never as a novelty, but a beloved friend.
“He’s really good at hedgerows!” Never “My Ogre friend. Or my giant.”
Now her granddaughter was sizing her up as they pulled in the tug-of-war. “Patrick!” She laughed, and damn it was a good laugh too. Edeet watched as Claire smiled in response. “Who’s his friend?” Not why is there a giant at Bealtaine, never that. But who was his friend? Edeet smirked. “You have been gone too long my heart.” Edeet said. “You remember the new farmer for Fox Hollow I have been telling you about?” “This is they?!” Claire looked briefly then back again. “PATRICK THEY ALMOST HAVE US! YOU HAVE TO PULL!” Legs and backs bent, bodies straining, Eivor leaning with all her might as they slowly approached the scrimmage line. “I don’t want to hurt them Eivor.” Patrick was doing his mighty best to keep the line taught with out tugging. “Maybe they could use some help?” Edeet gave a sly look.
Claire who was watching the slow inevitable defeat approaching made a face, putting hands to her lips she called out to the large man.
“Patrick!” He turned looking at her as she put her hands out and showed a slow hand over hand pull. “Gently!” Needless to say, the line began to shift, the red flag working its way back towards that starting ground. Eivor and Patrick got a little space, and then better footing. “Gently!” Claire coached from the side lines nodding, just as thrilled
The twenty were defeated, of course. Claire watched as Eivor celebrated with Patrick over their win. Showing no fear of him, or hesitation for both comradery or contact, She slid an arm around his lower midsection and leaned in while laughing her free hand a fist she pumped. Patrick looked shocked, and then delighted as he leaned down to put a hand around Eivor. “See something ye like?” Edeet asked conspiratorial. “Gran…” “She has really lovely tattoo’s.” “Gran…” Claire was rubbing her face when she heard her grandmother call Eivor and Patrick over. “Gran please—I” Her face was suddenly warm as the red-faced woman trotted over at her grandmother's call.
Not walked.
Trotted.
As though meeting strangers was something she genuinely looked forward to.
“Eivor I want you to meet Claire my granddaughter.” “Claire?!” Eivor’s smile was bright, like her eyes. Brilliant sky blue that was dancing. She offered her hand to her.
“Claire is a school teacher in Roundwood.” “Pleased to meet you Claire. I have been enjoying the friendship of your Gran since I got here.” Edeet leaned in and whispered. “I found Eivor in her natural habitat at IKEA one day looking majesticly over garden hoses.” And suddenly it wasn't just Claire blushing.
“Edeet!” Claire laughed, and it was a good laugh. Eivor blinked and then smiled again. “Your gran is a menace.” “I know.” Claire sighed as she leaned into Edeet. Then Edeet pulled away moving towards the food table as she beckoned them “Come my little ones, time to feed ye!” “Does she mean me?” Patrick whispered. “Aye.” Claire huffed amused. She looked up at him and nodded. “She does.”
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June Prompts 🌼 Randivor Stewards of Fox Hollow
Day 3 Fruit Stand -
Cast and extras are posted to A03
The fruit stand that she had passed for nigh six months seemed to have developed a chronic lean this week. She passed it twice already when she could take it no more. After a quick stop at the IKEA for a bit of lumber she returned to the stand. Tires crunching on the gravel road as she pulled of on the shoulder. Mrs. Murphy was there, a short stout woman who eyed Eivor with a side eye and an inquisitive brow before she carried herself off with a humph. Needless to say Mrs. Murphy wasn’t as impressed with her particular brand of not so subtle lesbianism as Edeet had been. But that was okay, she wasn’t here to flirt—
The woman who sat at the fruit stand, in the shade of an ancient Alder looked up with bright eyes and an even brighter smile. For a brief moment, Eivor was starstruck, her body tingling as heat appeared on her cheeks and neck. And then she blinked, and the woman softened into something not less stunning, but more herself… Eivor smiled. “Are there Fae that inhabit fruit stands?” She asked. The pretty woman almost fell off her chair. “Oh! Sorry about that I didn’t mean...” The woman laughed as she caught herself on the stand that was leaning. “Sorry, you startled me. What were you saying?” “Uh… I was asking if Fae usually runs a fruit stand by the side of the road. B-because you are pretty enough to be one.” She finished, and then laughed nervously. “Ah hah! Charmer.” Eivor didn’t know what it was about the wee folk around these parts. Everyone of them seemed to ache to be seen, but the moment she acknowledged it they all got nervous. To be honest that was more than peculiar. Like the giant that had been quietly watching her around the hollow. A gentle man with a face that said he had seen some things, but when she looked at him, he froze, his features edging towards fear. She hadn’t gotten the courage to ask him about it yet. So they pretended not to see one another. There was a horse that kept moving her tools too… “I stopped for the lean.” Eivor said and pushed on the stand gently. The woman blinked, squinted, judged quietly and then smiled. “Tis only a small lean.” “Well, now.” Eivor nodded sagely, pushing blond hair back from her face. “But left to its own designs it can become a big problem, and then one day you are trying to gather your fallen fruit before the Púca gets it.” That seemed to hit a nerve as the woman’s face tightened, and her eyes swept the area before she growled. “That is if it weren’t him that did it himself.” Eivor gave an amused huff as the woman’s face showed surprise just after that vehement protest. “You know about the Púca?” “Well, yeah. Doesn’t everybody?” She she put her hands on the woman's fruit stand and tested its stability and strength with a rattle. “I can fix this.” She nodded. “That way when Frank comes by you can flaunt your new stability. Though I imagine daring a Púca isn’t a very bright idea.” The woman laughed. “You’d be right about that.” “Can I help you fix your stand?”
A new car pulled up and a beefy man got out. His eyes weighed if he were interrupting.
Eivor stood back and gestured to the stand. The woman looked from Eivor to the new man. “Liam!” The woman said and she moved around the stand to pick up a bag which she offered to him. “I was so pleased with this berry harvest.” She let out a breath. The man looked love sick the moment bright green eyes turned on him. His big shoulders relaxed, his hands which had been wringing his cap softened. “Merry.” His voice was so warm as he reached for the bag he was being handed. He peered into it and breathed in the dark sweetness. “Hmm, smells perfect, and is quite a bit too!” “My mother will be deeply pleased.” She isn’t the only one. Eivor quietly thought, looking at Liam when he bobbed his head at Eivor.
“Am I interrupting?” Ah, there… she thought she might get out of it for once. “No.” Eivor shook her head.” She gestured to the stand.
“I um. I fix things.” She said, and got a look from Liam that said more than he knew it did. Merry saw it and reached out to touch his arm. His shoulders, which had been slowly rising like a beast's hackles, dropped again.
“Eivor was just going to help me fix my stand.” Merry said with an ease that was one part charm and one part magic… at least. “I could help.” Liam offered. “No, that is okay Liam, your mother is waiting for her berries, and I am waiting for my jam.” He smiled again. Merry walked Liam to his car, sat him in it and stood nearby waving while he got himself under enough control to reverse back out onto the road. Eivor was measuring the stand when Merry came back. She released the tape measure and looked at Merry. “He doesn't know does he?” Merry raised a brow pausing as she looked Eivor over and gave a secretive smile. “About Frank?” Eivor gave a soft snort. “Yeah.” “You are right, I think everyone knows about Frank.” Eivor looked at the apples on Merry’s cart thoughtfully. “Do you think Frank will like apples?” Merry raised a brow, her expression reserved. “Why give him an apple?” “Becasue he is horse shaped.” Eivor shrugged simply.
Merry chuckled. “I think our resident disaster horse would love an apple.” She picked up the basket, pressing it into Eivor’s arms. Her hand rested on Eivor’s strong bicep as she did this. “I can’t take these.” Eivor protested. “Why not?” Merry was ever more curious about this new woman of Wicklow. Just like every other citizen of Laragh and its surrounding countryside. “I haven’t paid for them.” Eivor tried to give them back.
Merry put a hand up in protest. “It is my payment to you, for the lean.” Eivor looked at the apples and then they both looked at the fruit stand. “I can do that.” It was two hours later, and nearly fourteen cars after Liam that Eivor finished Merry’s stand. She stood back to look at it, feeling proud of the craftsmanship. The hand carved curves, and the restructured stand was handsome as it was strong. Merry stood beside Eivor admiring it with her. She was about to say something when a familiar shape appeared. A shape that Eivor caught and turned towards. There wasn’t even a hesitation as everything about Wicklow’s resident hardware lesbian lit up with delight. “Hey!” Eivor said like she was greeting an old friend. Oh no… Merry thought. The heron looked disinterested, going right into preening pretty pinions. Showing off a long elegant wing. Eivor snickered. “What is it?” Merry asked. Eivor chuckled. “That’s my friend. Sexy Legs.” Merry and Eivor both watched as the bird pivoted so quickly her legs tangled and she went down, hard… face first. Eivor winced but chuckled softly. Merry raised a brow, a hand coming to her mouth as she stifled a gasp, and a question if The Lady of Quiet Waters were alright. The heron shook itself out, and went into aggressive preening. “Yeah, that’s my bird.” Eivor said with a chuckle. “There are many such birds in Wicklow.” “That may be true, but this one is mine. Look how she is embarrassed now.”
Eivor's smile was filled with affection.
“This has happened before?” Merry asked, a softer smile on her lips now.
Eivor looked up then and blinked at Merry.
Because somehow that didn't feel like a simple question.
“Don't they all?” Eivor asked.
Doing exactly what Merry had done earlier.
Deflecting.
Because now it felt personal.
Sharing something so revealing about Sexy Legs felt bad.
Merry's smile widened.
“Ah.”
Eivor frowned.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“That was definitely an 'ah.'”
“Was it?”
“A very suspicious one.”
Merry laughed.
The sound warm as summer fruit.
“You've become fond of her.”
Eivor's eyes drifted back toward the heron.
The bird was still preening.
Though perhaps not quite as aggressively now. Eivor took out her wallet, and for a moment Merry thought she might have somehow offended Eivor. But rather than money, the woman brought out a not so pristine feather from her wallet.
Eivor stripped her fingers over it, and it looked almost like new again.
Sexy Legs stilled, head turned away, but this far eye watching them like she wasn't.
Merry was sure if birds could blush, The Lady of Quiet Streams would reveal herself to the dangerously observant Sergeant of Fox Hollow.
“You carry her feather?” Merry asked, both surprised and pleased.
“She left it for me after I gave her a fish.” Eivor murmured holding the feather up as if it were a prized possession.
Sexy Legs twisted around, dropping her head as if she were looking at the ground with new interest. And them with less.
Eivor smirked but said nothing. She put the feather back in her wallet before she adjusted the basket of apples. “I should be getting home. I told Bork I wouldn’t be gone more than three hours.”
“Bork?” Merry asked.
Her eyes shifting from the heron to Eivor, sure she had seen the bird roll its eye so hard she might have swooned a little.
“Mmm. My Wolfhound.” Eivor nodded.
“I asked him if he wanted to come, but he said hed rather nap with Patrick.”
Merry blinked. “W-whos Patrick?”
Eivor smiled at her. “A friend.”
Merry was mystified as the Nordic Valkyrie of a woman got into her old beat up pick up and rumbled down the road. Tossing a hand out the open window. “Thanks for the apples! I’ll tell you how Frank likes them!”
Merry was watching the truck rattle off before she turned to find Randvi there looking worse for wear. “Did you know?” Merry asked.
“About Patrick?” Randvi asked.
Merry gave a secretive smile.”Yeah.” She huffed amused.
SHE WHO STANDS STILL
A Kassandra / Eivor story
Artwork used with permission by @friedchicken365
Chapter 05 A Moment's Rest - Read on AO3
After bloodshed and fire on the shores of Kent, Kassandra finds sanctuary at the Widow's door, where a sharp-tongued widow, a handful of children, and a hot bath remind her of a truth she has nearly forgotten:
even the weary deserve a place to rest.
About the story: Kassandra has walked the world for over a millennium, an immortal warrior moving through history’s shadows. When visions pull her across deserts and seas, she follows a thread to a new immortal awakening—a young woman named Eivor, confused and raw, her grief consuming.
Across sandstorms and pirate-haunted waters, Kassandra becomes both guide and guardian, teaching Eivor to survive her own endlessness. They walk together through danger and wonder, their bond forged in shared suffering and the unspoken knowledge that death can touch them—but never claim them.
In a world bending with war, superstition, and shifting empires, Kassandra must navigate fragile threads of trust and awe, the fierce intensity of human connection, and the quiet, unyielding pull of immortality. Through storms, blood, and fire, the two women discover what it means to live fully, even when time will never let them rest.
Author's furniture design and the author himself
Assassin's Creed Valhalla
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Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eivor/Randvi (Assassin's Creed) Characters: Eivor (Assassin's Creed), Randvi (Assassin's Creed), Stirbjorn Additional Tags: AU AC Valhalla, from enemies to lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Contains erotic scenes Series: Part 5 of What if.... Summary:
What if... Eivor—a cold and calculating leader, and Randvi—the hot-tempered, spoiled daughter of a jarl. They were united for the sake of peace between the two clans...
Randvi has been captured and is ready to accept her fate.
a brothers keeper
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Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eivor/Randvi (Assassin's Creed) Characters: Eivor (Assassin's Creed), Randvi (Assassin's Creed), Stirbjorn Additional Tags: AU AC Valhalla, from enemies to lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Contains erotic scenes Series: Part 5 of What if.... Summary:
What if... Eivor—a cold and calculating leader, and Randvi—the hot-tempered, spoiled daughter of a jarl. They were united for the sake of peace between the two clans...
Everything seemed perfect. But one thoughtless act by Randvi led to tragic consequences. Eivor ignored her friend's advice, and it cost her dearly.
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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eivor/Randvi (Assassin's Creed) Characters: Eivor (Assassin's Creed), Randvi (Assassin's Creed), Stirbjorn Additional Tags: AU AC Valhalla, from enemies to lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Contains erotic scenes Series: Part 5 of What if.... Summary:
What if... Eivor—a cold and calculating leader, and Randvi—the hot-tempered, spoiled daughter of a jarl. They were united for the sake of peace between the two clans...
Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eivor/Randvi (Assassin's Creed) Characters: Eivor (Assassin's Creed), Randvi (Assassin's Creed), Stirbjorn Additional Tags: AU AC Valhalla, from enemies to lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Contains erotic scenes Series: Part 5 of What if.... Summary:
What if... Eivor—a cold and calculating leader, and Randvi—the hot-tempered, spoiled daughter of a jarl. They were united for the sake of peace between the two clans...