A New Start

Formerly @lastchancefancy. Call me Ditto. 5’6”, poly, married, 33 yrs old. It gets a bit NSFW here. So 18+

[dittopup]

Happy New Years from us and my tiddies to you and yours!!

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[sabertoothwalrus]

he does in fact have a crush on him but that's besides the point

[mi-ciudad]

Traffic is so dumb like just go

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[barafurbear]

[lattetimes]

he had it fucking coming

[brightlotusmoon]

[jessiewithaj]

Eagerly awaiting the next follow-up to this one.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[nintengoat]

Man, penises are so cool

[space-age-lynx9]

Hoping my grow lights are also helping me grow 😝

[super-tiny-plant-daddy]

I need a hand!!

[vandroid-helsing]

I got workout gloves

[that-trans-lad]

The beard was getting a bit annoying we’ll try again when winter hits.

[nude-druid]

Finally got the harness. Posted more (fishnets and cage + harness) on OF

[homo-my-erectus]

exercises once for the first time in weeks and now acts like it shows- typical.

[littlesoulking]

Does anyone use gpoy anymore? 😏😘

[insomniamamma]

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

[miscling]

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

[belvira]

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

[ultimatebottom69]

God forbid women do anything