A New Start

Formerly @lastchancefancy. Call me Ditto. 5’6”, poly, married, 33 yrs old. It gets a bit NSFW here. So 18+

[dittopup]

Happy New Years from us and my tiddies to you and yours!!

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

[elucubrare]

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

[cabbageheadgames]

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[everything-you-feel-is-real]

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

[ultramonogyny]

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

[littlesoulking]

Welp, I’ve gone and done it. 3+ months of unemployment have forced my hand around my... 😜 I could really use the support right now so please sign on up if you ever hoped I would do this. A few vids are up! Please, bear with me as I get my act together in the coming days. ✌️🫶

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[occultcowboy]

[birdbyt3]

wanna kiss someone so filthy you can see the string of spit and their fucked out eyes when we pull apart

[newvegascowboy]

and why does tom hardy have such a plush kissable mouth...what's he doing with all that...

[pavlovsbimbo]

Wait I see a ton of these for tits, we need more ass.

Reblog to give prev a fatter ass!

[professoroaksboytoy]

Cock on my mind but not in my mouth 😔

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[were--ralph]

I need the werewolves to be hot for once in my lifetime

[kaay-tastrophee]

i might not have a tight grip on reality but i have a tight grip where it matters

[dogpuppy]

[poltergeistdaughter]

if you don’t believe in dryhumping + making out + being handsy before the sex then do not hmu