i believe in nothing

| sage | 32 | they/them | fandom blog |

[diva-thatsscience]

Welp people are apparently here so let's make one of these intro posts

Hey, I'm Sage. 30+, non-binary (they/them), ace, queer, neurodivergent, and I write too many long rambly posts about my hyperfixations so hang around if you like that I suppose.

This is mostly a Dan & Phil blog with other random shit sprinkled in as I feel like it. I yap about work and other life stuff as well so if you're only here for fandom you can block the tag "sage yaps about nonsense" to not have to see any of that.

My only DNIs are minors (please PLEASE go away if you're under 18 thanks) and porn blogs/sexual content (I'm the kind of ace where that gives me the ick big time).

Thanks for being here I guess?

[diva-thatsscience]

the struggle between my brand of ace making me suuuuper uncomfortable with sexually explicit content and not wanting to put any of that near me

vs

everybody's talking about heated rivalry and i feel like i'm missing out on some good gay shit.

[diva-thatsscience]

this became topical very quickly as it turns out.

[diva-thatsscience]

i've been awake the entire night with a medical thing. it's been a long time since i was awake for 24+ hours, i don't know how to function like this anymore.

[diva-thatsscience]

the struggle between my brand of ace making me suuuuper uncomfortable with sexually explicit content and not wanting to put any of that near me

vs

everybody's talking about heated rivalry and i feel like i'm missing out on some good gay shit.

[dannyboyandpdawg]

Members of the phandom, are you:

Transgender (anything not cisgender, incl. binary, nonbinary, and anything else)

Default settings (Cisgender)

Uncertain

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Voting ended onJan 16

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[sunchildsatoru]

to be loved is to be known or whatever girl fuck you

[pseudophan]

cryinggggg over dan being like -_- this is how phil sits at the computer. in an office chair. as i'm sitting by my computer in an office chair in that exact position

[pseudophan]

speak king

[danandphilupdates]

phil tweet

11/1/26

[diva-thatsscience]

really happy for dan and phil living their truth but man have they set a dangerous precedent for some truly fucked up rpf ships.

[diva-thatsscience]

of all people for this to apply to i didn't expect to see it most immediately with james fucking marriott.

[hereghostslive]

my favorite phil moment is when he fucks off during the power wash video because it was boring

[diphowell]

accidentally slurring your boyfriend

bonus, purposefully slurring your boyfriend:

[lesphian]

ok so we have confirmed:

dan’s jobs

dishwasher

picking up phil’s socks

closing cupboard doors

making coffee

talking to the builders

interior design

phil’s jobs

laundry

taxes

paying the mortgage

managing sponsorships

emotional support every time dan needs to talk to someone who isn’t a builder

bug removal

[myriapoda-1306]

Friendly dog-sized bombus terrestris. What a fluffy buddy

[danandphilupdates]

phil tweet

1/1/26

[diphowell]

both, i think