the wasteland

rose | 30s | queer | would rather be gaming

[hereghostslive]

our people are what make life worth living or whatever that bisexual firefighter said

[bklynnico]

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

[hereghostslive]

can dan and phil do another 2 hour philm club but for a movie i actually like

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E07

[ahappydnp]

what?????!!!!

[hereghostslive]

if an episode of tv got leaked a full 48 hours before it airs and a full 24+ hours before it drops on amc+ why in the fuck would you be posting about what happens in the FINALE of all things like everyone had access to it

[defectivegembrain]

Dan's wry smile at the "algorithm is to protect people" thing and Phil diplomatically going "I think you can say gay in a good way" yeah. Yeah they started this discussion with someone who doesn't really get it

[hereghostslive]

everyone’s blaming dan and phil for not answering the questions but im blaming the reporter for asking shit questions. signed me, a journalist.

also his general vibe was bafflement and like he was laughing at them, and also he didn’t seem to do any kind of research. asking them how well they get paid is such a boring question when you can research it beforehand. the more interesting aspect is *why* they kept getting demonetized, and they almost got there, but he couldn’t seem to wrap his mind around it. this is where research could have come in.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[petermorwood]

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

[madmonksandmaenads]

I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.

Over 500 years spent trying to cut down a whole trunk of human culture.

Do you understand how much poorer our whole species is because of it? Can you imagine where art, religion, and science would be if we still had these vast bodies of knowledge? The stain of the colonial project will never be fully washed clean. We owe more than just the land to those we stole from. We owe them a whole future, a future that could have been brighter for all of us. If only greed and fear weren't allowed to rule this land.

[renisnotonfire]

phan AU concept where Dan is a small gaming streamer who constantly rages during his gaming sessions, and who everyone in his fanbase knows has a thing for that AmazingPhil guy, meanwhile Phil watches his streams every day and constantly ragebaits him in chat under a pseudonym

[renisnotonfire]

Snowdude: wait, I’m confused – how is it baby bowser’s fault that you took the curve so badly?

Through gritted teeth, Dan reads his message out loud.

One day, Dan will ban him. He’s not sure why he hasn’t yet. It’s like Snowdude only exists to enrage him.

Then again, he does know why – there’s compilations all over Tiktok after all, of Dan reacting to him. People think it’s hilarious.

Yes. He’s laughing so hard right now. On the inside.

“I assume you’d have taken the curve better, wouldn’t you?” he sneers.

Snowdude: I mean… probably not? That’s why I’m not a gaming streamer though lol

“That’s why I’m not a gaming streamer,” Dan mocks him with exaggerated tone, his heart beating searing hot in his chest. “Maybe it’s also because you’re a fucking pain in the ass and no one would subscribe to your know-it-all fuckery,” he adds in his normal voice.

Well. Maybe a little louder than his normal voice. Whatever. His neighbours are definitely used to this.

Snowdude: aw I know I’d at least have one viewer <3

Snowdude: after all you’re my biggest fan

[unphortunate]

I love the hiatus talk but also. Guys... Guys. Guys you didn't answer the question. Guys the hiatus wasn't a creative project. Guys.... Guys .. guys please. Please I wanna hear about your creative process and ideas please you hate me so bad

[othernonsense]

jaw on the floor from dan saying he wouldn’t have done the hiatus. and saying that he wouldn’t necessarily quit his own YouTube channel again if he had the chance to redo it… king you literally do have the chance come back :D

[intronerds]

"If I could go back, I would've not done the hiatus. But that's, that is, that's-that's knowing what I know now. It's like, knowing that we had the power to hard launch and all grow up and make the vibes so good, it's like, I just feel for the people during that time that enjoyed the content. Even quitting my own YouTube channel, it's like now knowing all the different ways that you can do what you want and be authentic and have fun. I think there's like a way that we could've kept it going that's okay. At the time, I needed the pause to learn and become the person I am now, but if I could go back, I would've been like, Daddy's still here."

[inkyjett]

sometimes i think abt how dan howell accidentally became one of youtube's founding fathers like he really just wanted that cookie and also got a legendary career out of it 😭