george

she/her or any pronouns

[decorative-plant]

made by yours (un)truly

[decorative-plant]

no YOU call it a happy trail. I call it the road to el dorado.

[optogeneticist]

it’s what he deserves after everything

[decorative-plant]

pro tip!:

put an acorn on your screen.

[decorative-plant]

humans are space orcs prompt: getting drunk for recreational purposes

[jean-denim]

I've talked about this before but tbh putting more thought into it, it's likely that this is one of the things we have in common.

[decorative-plant]

now i wanna try alien alcohol

[decorative-plant]

humans are space orcs prompt: getting drunk for recreational purposes

[vs-space-orcs]

Alien crewmate: Welcome back, Human James. You were gone suddenly for two weeks! What kept you on-planet for that long?

Human James: Oh I had my appendix taken out.

Alien crewmate: What is an 'appendix?'

Human James: It's an internal organ humans have that sometimes gets infected and needs to be removed.

Alien crewmate: You can just REMOVE an entire ORGAN from your body?! And be fine two weeks later?!

Human James: yeah we don't actually need our appendix and no one really knows what it's for. Most people think it's a useless organ leftover from our evolutionary ancestors that were herbivores. Though there's research to suggest it might have some use. About 20% of humans get appendicitis and need it removed sometime in their lifetime.

Alien crewmate: two weeks?? Two weeks?! To recover from having an entire internal organ removed?! Humans are so scary.

Human James: well it's a pretty small internal organ and I'm not 100% recovered until another month.

Alien crewmate: I am never fucking around with you ever again Mr Apex Predator that can fully recover from having an internal organ removed in less than two months. Human biology is insane.

Human James, shrugging: If you say so.

[jezifster2]

hottest guy (monsters excluded)

cowboy in chaps, sleeves rolled up on a horse

knight on his knees with blood on his face

pirate with a cutlass at your throat

fancy guy like a lord or something idk

dock worker all sweaty pulling rope

lumberjack cutting wood with hairy arms

biker dude with a beard and scars on his knuckles

mechanic in a tank top with grease on his hands

I like twinks idk

other

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

[jezifster2]

I know there's a lot more types of guys but this is a specific list I have that I want feedback on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am lacking in social niceties. what are the rules of hospitality in this particular circumstance? truly I've no wish to be rude

[moltenparadox]

I guess maybe trap them under a cup and put them outside?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

attempted to diplomatically put forth this suggestion, at which point negotiations broke down. the lizard has scampered, and is currently hiding either within or behind the closet. tumblr please instruct on proper protocol

[decorative-plant]

charge rent. they’re your tenant now.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

[decorative-plant]

tuck it in and kiss it goodnight

[decorative-plant]

don’t tell me your gender like “male” or “female”, tell me things like “a forest crowded with fog” or “listening to taylor swift with my girlfriend”

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[ooppo]

Oh look it’s Pepper Pig

[liathepenguinologist]

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

[itsapmseymour]

I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.

[philosophilia]

Sadly I’m not an artist but I tried my worst

[decorative-plant]

i don’t like this!

[neonprotagonist]

[real-emmet]

IT IS SNOM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!

REBLOG THIS TO SNOM SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!

[decorative-plant]

just gaslit my sister into making her think she doesn’t know where laos is

[elkrisen-deactivated20260120]

no one is immune to knight gender