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Habitual Line Stepper

[divaty]

Ten years ago I made a Tumblr. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[1000-life-hacks]

[signedfury]

Or tell them to eat the damn vegetables you put on their plates, because you didn’t work your ass off to purchase these gotdamn greens only for your kids to tell you they don’t want them. You gon’ eat ‘em.

[gypsyastronaut]

[me-sfiggei-to-soutien]

how i wanna spend the winter:

[anyachulotra]

#same energy

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[divaty]

Bill Cosby Is Not a Political Prisoner

Efforts to portray the comedian—who was sentenced on Tuesday to a minimum of three years in prison for sexual assault—as the victim of a

“He is a man whose prestige finally stopped overshadowing his predation. To lose sight of that is its own injustice.”

[larvitarr]

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[divaty]

Best wishes.

[bossczarawakening-deactivated20]

Just like that …. 💯 #knowthyself

[realdowntomarsgirll-deactivated]

this is me… and i’m twerkin.

[bossczarawakening-deactivated20]

Enlighten me to your comment … If you twerk in the privacy of your kings chamber eye respect, if you twerk for likes, eye do that see how this makes you a queen … A queen has respect for herself to not showcase the “assets” she has been blessed with 😊 much love & respect always

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

you ankh niggas need to give it a rest bruh yall still running rampant talmbout some “eye” and “king’s chamber” and tryna tell people their worth talmbout a “queen don’t showcase her assets” but you out here showcasin your child bearing hips to the world and nobody tellin you nothin foh

[ai-yo]

shhhhaaaame

[theblacktroymcclure]

Still legendary

[purplechocolatekisses]

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

[afroclusterfunk]

Money cat can only do so much

[ommanyte]

[theeeprotagonist]

The realist one

[bob-belcher]

[littleredbard]

[malamatter]

Is that…, josh peck…

[im-the-batmann]

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

[wiszvnheimer]

oh… she can sing

[layla-marie422]

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

[moving-accounts-yeet]

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

[knowledgeequalsblackpower]

i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense…

[straggletag]

Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend. 

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

Alton Brown definitely is a Culinary genius. I go to Culinary school and on assignments where I studied Southern cuisine I made a serious point to call it Soul Food or Black Southern Cuisine and emphasize that it’s entirely rooted in the black culture and slavery. I will never let ppl forget it is black people who educated white Americans to cook. There is a lot of of culture appropriation and whitewashing even in Culinary and they will have you believe whites are the masters of Southern food and Korean BBQ I swear ta gawd. 

[claudekelly]

🗣 Aretha of the House Franklin, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Soul and Shade, Khaleesi of Memphis & Detroit, Breaker of Chains of Fools, Mother of civil rights anthems. *presses play on this performance, steps back, crosses arms, watches dragons fly over head, waits for you to surrender* #ArethaFranklin 👑

[louisvuitttonn]

Duckie Thot for Pat McGrath, 2016

[lacquerandcandy]

Intimacy while fat.

I want to have a conversation with my fellow fat folk on here about sex and intimacy AS a fat person, and how important it is to be with someone who is not just “okay with” or “doesn’t mind” your fat. How important it is that when you are in love with yourself for who you are and are working on your self love, that you have intimate partners who aren’t only touching up on you when you’re alone. Who wanna rub up on your belly and your rolls and your dimples and shit, not just recite Drake ‘BBW’ lyrics and recycled Katt Williams’ jokes about stretch marks. It’s important to me that I am with someone who likes and loves everything about me, including every inch of my presently fat body. Someone who can and wants to be around me in my cute ass tank top and panties with my belly out and my legs kicked up on the couch cute as shit. Someone who sees those bad days, those dark days when I don’t love myself as much and I’m feeling down about myself, and is able to pull me up and remind me how amazing I am. Someone who isn’t fetishizing my fat but sees that I love myself and I’m still working on loving myself and my fat body, and is an active part of that love.

Let me make myself very clear, this isn’t about me needing someone to find me sexy in spite of my fat…this is about my desire to share my life and my intimacy with someone who isn’t looking past my fat in order to find me sexy or desirable. It’s a package deal, me AND my fat. Not just that you see the potential for me to be smaller someday and you’re sticking around for that. Cuz even if I do lose weight (for me) I’ll still be fat, and I don’t don’t want anyone around me who can’t love me without wanting to fix what ain’t broken.