I PLAY TO WIN !

I'LL  SEE  YOU  AT  THE  FINISH  LINE  !

[mediati0nal-field]

if you thought i was in love with hana song before…

[faremises]

[renxamamiya]

Who are you calling a child?

[irisfig]

“Authorities confirmed she emerged without a scratch.”

[comrademoira]

doodle during the OWL

[flawcut]

SUPERMEGA: LIVE ACTION SENTENCE STARTERS

feel free to change pronouns to fit different muses. basic tw for swearing, sexual references, controversial humor, etc. etc.

RYAN’S FIRST BURGER

❛ that’s despicable to me. ❜ ❛ mama mia, this is gonna be one tasty burger. ❜ ❛ dude, how am i supposed to cook like this ? ❜ ❛ lettuce pray. ❜ ❛ that’s a spicy meatball. ❜ ❛ wow - that is good. that’s really good. ❜ ❛ i give this two thumbs up. ❜ ❛ it’s not the best burger i’ve ever had. ❜ ❛ you didn’t need to say that… ❜ ❛ it’s called shelman’s big bang bazinga bing bong burger. ❜ ❛ can i take a bite ? ❜ ❛ you’re really gonna like it. ❜ ❛ what the fuck ?! ❜ ❛ you motherfucker ! ❜ ❛ do you know how disrespectful that shit is ? ❜ ❛ fuck you ! ❜ ❛ it’s just not my cup of tea. ❜

THE GUYS CLIMB A MOUNTAIN

❛ put your hat back on, you disgusting piece of shit ! ❜ ❛ if i have to run from something, i’m fucked. ❜ ❛ you’re going to fall off the mountain ! ❜ ❛ damn, she thicc. ❜ ❛ wanna go climb that mountain ? ❜ ❛ please trip. ❜ ❛ i can’t run, i’m in flip flops. ❜ ❛ something just hurt me. ❜ ❛ i want to make it to the top. ❜

THE GUYS GO TO NEVADA

❛ we’re in the middle of nowhere. ❜ ❛ it’s hot as hell. ❜ ❛ we’re sharing a bed. this is all that was available. ❜ ❛ we got the penthouse suite. ❜ ❛ the security cameras just turned and looked at us. ❜ ❛ area 51 is pretty gay, i guess. ❜ ❛ it’s a little past midnight. ❜ ❛ go to bed. ❜

SUPERMEGA GOES TO HOLLYWOOD

❛ this is where many actors and accused pedophiles have come to walk the red carpet. ❜ ❛ how much is a monthly subscription to scientology ? ❜ ❛ welcome to hollywood, baby. ❜ ❛ it’s all about that hollywood life. ❜ ❛ where’s the pussy ? ❜ ❛ that’s where the pussy is. ❜

THE GUYS GO TO 7-ELEVEN

❛ we’re going to 7-eleven. ❜ ❛ all i have is ten dollars. ❜ ❛ i left my wallet. ❜ ❛ colombia has some of the cleanest water in the united states. ❜ ❛ did you crack your phone ? ❜ ❛ it still works ! ❜ ❛ i see it ! ❜ ❛ ready to go into 7-eleven ? ❜ ❛ are you taking a picture ? ❜ ❛ whatcha lookin’ at, big boy ? ❜ ❛ shark week is coming ! ❜ ❛ we gotta get cable ! ❜ ❛ if you wanna be a big boy, you gotta stay hydrated. ❜ ❛ hit em with the quan, dude. ❜

3 GUYS JUST HAVE A GREAT TIME (ft. Oney)

❛ are you allowed in there ? ❜ ❛ unlock the door ! ❜ ❛ ow, i hit my fuckin’ head. ❜ ❛ i have five bucks. let’s just get on the bus and go somewhere. ❜ ❛ what if we don’t have enough money to get off the bus ? ❜ ❛ are you sure this isn’t vomit ? ❜ ❛ what you’re saying makes no fucking sense. ❜ ❛ thank you, jesus. ❜ ❛ you piece of shit. ❜ ❛ that filled my shoe with water. ❜ ❛ let’s ditch this bozo. ❜

THE GUYS GO CAMPING

❛ we’re here, in the wilderness. ❜ ❛ we need to start going, the sun is starting to set. ❜ ❛ are there alligators out here ? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing. freezing cold ❜ ❛ we made mac and cheese. i tried to keep it warm, so i put it inside my jacket and hugged it. ❜ ❛ this is not a two person tent. what does 1.5 even mean ? how do you have 1.5 people ? ❜ ❛ ow, my foot just cramped up. ❜ ❛ whoa, dude. i can just look straight up and see all the stars. ❜ ❛ haha, what’re you, gay ? ❜ ❛ my neck hurts and my back hurts. ❜ ❛ wow, if i fall off of this i’m gonna die. ❜ ❛ i hate you. ❜ ❛ why would you say that ? ❜

[pickleysoda]

this skin has grown on me so much

[divawon]

‘ hey, i’ve got you. it’s okay. ’

my heart ,,, + accepting !

‘ NO. ’attempts to struggle from a supporting hand falls futile && brows fall to a furrow. herface sits patchy with soot && spots of blood. her hand rests over her arm, where aheavy wound is buried into skin.‘ i can handle myself. i’ll be FINE. ’

[pplantkind]

heart eyes motherfucker!!

[divawon]

@tickin → ❤ !!

features built on impulse && reaction twist from a soft stroke of confusion to a startle, to one of humor. lips turn upwards into a kindred smile, laughter flowing from lips with little heed to it.

her brows raise upon his proclamation, dainty hands moving outwards to brush away the flattened hair from his face. her gaze, youthful && filled with a light of humor, meets his from behind thick lashes. ‘ HUH. guess you’ll just have to melt, then. ’ her tone falls flat in contrast to an expressive face; though she offers a haste wink. ‘ kidding. ’ she turns her head && presses plush lips to wet skin briefly. ‘ now you owe me one. ’

[vhsmeme]

* soft angst starters

‘ stay with me tonight? ’

‘ don’t talk. save your strength. ’

‘ hey, i’ve got you. it’s okay. ’

‘ i’ll be right here. don’t worry. ’

‘ i think we’re done. ’

‘ hold my hand. ’

‘ it’s all been a lie, hasn’t it? ’

‘ we’re out of time. ’

‘ you’ll always be a friend. ’

‘ just hold me. ’

‘ i have to leave you behind. i’m sorry. ’

‘ don’t do that. it’ll only hurt. ’

‘ go on, cry. ’

‘ keep your eyes open. ’

‘ can i hug you? ’

‘ i trusted you. ’

‘ do you remember? ’

‘ i loved you. ’ 

[crotah-deactivated20250225]

pro-gamer/war hero/teenage girl

[kaleidoscopekiller]

hey could you do me a favor? could you caption the first 8 seconds of this video for me? thnx

[lulovera]

I’ve been playing around with movement to get a 3D feeling with my drawings, what do you think?

Also, on REDBUBBLE

[multamusae-archive-blog]

JUDAH & THE LION // FOLK HOP N’ ROLL (2017) LYRICS MEME

“I’m not trading my youth.” “Don’t say I’m getting older.” “Everybody I know is growing older.” “How am I supposed to slow it down so I can figure out who I am?” “Some of us are surviving.” “Some of us are just hoping the world will move more slowly.” “We’re all gonna die one day.” “I don’t really know what I’m seeing.” “She can see right through me.” “You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” “I’ll always mean it.” “I won’t forfeit my young heart and my soul.” “Say what you need to say, then you can be on your way.” “My light’s too bright for your dark heart.” “Our demons got things to say.” “Don’t know why I don’t believe in myself.” “Be ready for highs, be ready for lows.” “Don’t reach for the moon when you’re going to mars.” “We can do anything we want.” “I’d take it all back just to have you.” “My life is real great.” “My dreams are coming true and I’m getting to do it with you.” “One day we might have a big house with nice cars.” “I don’t know if I’ll ever make it home.” “I’m never going home.” “I’m not ready for this.” “It’s late at night but the sun’s still shining.” “I want to see the world change.” “I want to build love with the world’s hate.” “It’s you and me.” “I want to travel the world.” “I’m tired of dreaming.” “This is more than some young adult attraction.” “This is more than blind infatuation.” “I just need you always by me.” “Some people fall in love so fast.” “You’re my forever.” “Don’t you feel like letting go?” “We don’t care about money.” “I used to have these big dreams.” “Now all I want is you.” “Call me a fool.” “I wanna look nice.” “It’s funny how life still feels like a middle school dance.” “I feel lonely in a crowded room.” “I think we’re all going insane.” “I fight the devil most days.” “Everyone else I know seems to have life figured out.” “To hell with fate.” “I just want to be a better man.” “It was a boring night until you walked in.” “I was fighting the whole night for your attention.” “We own the night tonight.” “You were making me laugh.” “Can you feel the connection?” “Do you feel like an outcast?” “Do you feel like an idiot?” “We’re all lunatics.” “We’re all kinda weird.” “Can you feel the love tonight?” “Are you looking for a friend?” “Do you feel like a loser?” “Don’t feel alone tonight.”

[shotwest-a-blog]

I WAS PLAYING COMP WITH @engclicht && @divawon AND IN THE CHAT THIS GUY WAS LIKE ’ YOU CANT HIT A BONG DURING COMP! ’ BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS TRYING TO I WAS GONNA CRY

[divawon]

APPARENTLY these go around a lot faster, so here. if you’re willing to interact with a HANA SONG or D.VA from overwatch, penned by the world’s greatest dissappointment, kit, then please give this post a LIKE or a REBLOG so i know !