Mothman Is My Boyfriend

Danny. 21+ (minors DNI) He/They. ❤️ @eelydeely ❤️

[babushkaat]

[undeadringers]

its called house of leaves because you leaves the house

[zyzix]

[eelydeely]

been thinking about this today

quick, what’s the funniest possible day for trump to die

June 1 (first day of pride month)

June 14 (his birthday)

June 23 (my birthday, a personal treat)

June 30 (last day of pride month, kickoff of second, celebratory pride month)

July 3 (definitely gonna fuck with the 250th anniversary plans)

July 4 (same as above, also An Omen)

Voting ended onMay 6

[fairycosmos]

they shouldve given britney spears a gun like 20 years ago and just let the chips fall where they may

[targetedknowledge]

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[lexiarts]

rewatching MPGiS

[podcastwizard]

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy I found on another platform! How joyful and whimsical!

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[gingersnooze]

A day late but I heard we were taking abt Lup Day ily miss Phantasmal and resplendent

[man-peach-reborn]

A textpost for every episode of The Magnus Archives (1-25)

yes i'm doing all 200

1: Angler Fish

2: Do Not Open

3: Across the Street

4: Page Turner

5: Thrown Away

6: Squirm

7: The Piper

8: Burned Out

9: A Father's Love

10: Vampire Killer

11: Dreamer

12: First Aid

13: Alonee

14: Piecemeal

15: Lost Johns' Cave

16: Arachnophobia

17: The Bone-Turner's Tale

18: The Man Upstairs

19: Confession

20: Desecrated Host

21: Freefall

22: Colony

23: Schwartzwald

24: Strange Music

25: Growing Dark

[bruzum]

[fallow-grove]

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

[ahno-nimus]

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

[fallow-grove]

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

[ahno-nimus]

That would be fucked up.

[fallow-grove]

yknow what would be more fucked up

[ahno-nimus]

Football field full of viruses.

[ahno-nimus]

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

[ahno-nimus]

Really big vampire.

[ahno-nimus]

Inside-out Sweden.

[fallow-grove]

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

[ahno-nimus]

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

[pastacrylic]

[pastacrylic]

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

[evildilf2]

3 sets of petting kitty 100 reps

[jackabbot]

THE PITT 2.12 • 6:00 P.M.