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@divebarcryptid
its called house of leaves because you leaves the house
been thinking about this today
quick, what’s the funniest possible day for trump to die
June 1 (first day of pride month)
June 14 (his birthday)
June 23 (my birthday, a personal treat)
June 30 (last day of pride month, kickoff of second, celebratory pride month)
July 3 (definitely gonna fuck with the 250th anniversary plans)
July 4 (same as above, also An Omen)
they shouldve given britney spears a gun like 20 years ago and just let the chips fall where they may
minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)
substack
rewatching MPGiS
i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:
Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites
my nephews lunch that he packed
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]
that's arugula
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]
Joy and whimsy I found on another platform! How joyful and whimsical!
I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife
A day late but I heard we were taking abt Lup Day ily miss Phantasmal and resplendent
A textpost for every episode of The Magnus Archives (1-25)
yes i'm doing all 200
1: Angler Fish
2: Do Not Open
3: Across the Street
4: Page Turner
5: Thrown Away
6: Squirm
7: The Piper
8: Burned Out
9: A Father's Love
10: Vampire Killer
11: Dreamer
12: First Aid
13: Alonee
14: Piecemeal
15: Lost Johns' Cave
16: Arachnophobia
17: The Bone-Turner's Tale
18: The Man Upstairs
19: Confession
20: Desecrated Host
21: Freefall
22: Colony
23: Schwartzwald
24: Strange Music
25: Growing Dark
yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don't. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that's pretty fucked up.
Weakling. You will not survive the winter.
3 sets of petting kitty 100 reps
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