i am not immune to sad white boys

mel / 26 / she/her / pfp by @zmeess

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[tintagel-or-cockleshells]

Okay so imagine the villain has captured a girl the protagonist cares about and is all like “I’ll kill her unless you give me the macguffin!”

And the hero’s like “that will never happen! I love her and she loves me! Right?”

And the girl’s like “um…this isn’t the best time.”

And the protagonist screams she’s a friendzoning whore and abandons her.

And the villain’s like “fuck that guy” and teaches her how to walk in thigh-high leather boots.

[congalineofdurin]

[upallnightogetloki]

 bawse

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

I would watch the shit out of a movie with this plot.

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[beemovieerotica]

most braindead fanbase on planet earth lmao

[knight-of-ashes]

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

[beemovieerotica]

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

[pocket-deer-belly]

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

[loth-caatgirl]

they'll drive a highway through Stonehenge, but this fictional character is sacrosanct don't you get it?!

anyway, this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

[dragongirltongue]

No mention of the bronze age site they ended up laying the line down real close to in those screenshots. The previous comment is more relevant than it seems.

Literally risking an important archaeological site that shows sign of being a burial spot for actual real people but you dare threaten the location used for filming scenes including the grave for a fictional character and these assholes will riot.

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[teaboot]

I don't think anything will ever better represent my experience of being a child better than one time in like 2nd grade when I told a teacher's assistant, "I'm not stupid, you're being very condescending, please let me do my math worksheet myself" and she immediately replied, "That's a really big word, do you know what it means?"

[mangora]

Aromantic tumblr users will go “we need more aromantic characters” and fandom users will cheer like “yes, yes, of course! oh, splendid!” and then the aromantic users will be like “btw this semi-attractive main character is aromantic” and the fandom users all inhale sharply through their teeth with their fingers on their chins and go “um, romance favorable…right?”

[scribz-ag24]

this is the only flowery-tenna dynamic i can see. tenna is losing his mind. flowery is looking cool.

[veveen]

🤍🪻❤️‍🔥

The wip was making me a little depressed lol. It looks like he was dead !

[boydyke-rat]

Unironically garfield is kinda a fat liberation icon and I stand by that

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[jamiegeode]

Image description:

Two velociraptors stand over a dead man with his guts out, one with its head dipped to pull out the entrails. In the background, another businessman is running, being chased by two more raptors in the dim light. It feels like a photo taken at dusk with flash. End description.

Thats the guy who did Two Earthlings!! And the Giant Crab ones and several large animals or dinosaurs fucking up highways/suburbs/businesses and the skeleton watching TV outside a liquor store with fireworks.

Wait lemme just

He makes good shit

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

The levels of traditional Chinese architecture by 扇子有画

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I am always saying this!

[teeth-offical]

HOW DOES ONE "ACCIDENTALLY" BECOME EMPEROR?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

BY BEING A DISGUSTING TRAITOR WHO LETS HIS CONVICTS ESCAPE, AND INSTEAD OF SUBMITTING TO EXECUTION LIKE A GOOD QIN DYNASTY CITIZEN, HE DECIDES TO FREE THE REST, AND LEAD THEM IN A REBELLION AGAINST THE STATE!!!!

this is a call out post for @emperor-gaozu-of-han!!! liu bang is nothing but a traitorous PEASANT who is totally UNQUALIFIED for the role of EMPEROR. he might have hoodwinked the uneducated masses with his tax breaks, exemptions of corvée labour, making peace with the xiongnu, and founding China's first gold age ect ect but I expect my LOYAL MINISTERS to know better!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

um☝️I also have the bisexual swag

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE YOUR BLOG

[plaguedocboi]

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

[ittybittyisopod]

I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[mildeleef]

So i turned rocky into a troll

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

[useful-boy]

Been sick for over a week and these tags sent me into several coughing fits from laughing. I love it here I could never truly leave